Haha I'm sick of sitting at this bar talking to people

1. 2019-08-29 at 4:45 PM UTC

   #81
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Ok mr."im not even bi curious but am curious"
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2. 2019-08-29 at 4:50 PM UTC

   #82
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by tee hee hee Ok mr."im not even bi curious but am curious"

   
   Fair point. I think MY point is that I'm curious but not enough to actually ever do anything with a guy. As far as I understand, technically if you're bi curious that would mean that you actually go out and fuxk dudes out of curiosity.
   
   I just have the mental bi curiosity.
3. 2019-08-29 at 4:53 PM UTC

   #83
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   😫 im gonna pretend you are still drunken and you know not what you are saying
4. 2019-08-29 at 4:55 PM UTC

   #84
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by tee hee hee 😫 im gonna pretend you are still drunken and you now not what you are saying

   
   Remember yesterday when you said "dont talk to me" and now here you are engaging in conversation with me?
   
   I remember.
   
   Pepperidge Farm remembers.
5. 2019-08-29 at 5:03 PM UTC

   #85
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   That's mean. You're mean to me.
6. 2019-08-29 at 5:04 PM UTC

   #86
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by tee hee hee That's mean. You're mean to me.

   
   We just need to find some common ground. Do you like sports ?
7. 2019-08-29 at 5:52 PM UTC

   #87
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   No. Do you like makeup?
8. 2019-08-29 at 5:56 PM UTC

   #88
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

   Originally posted by tee hee hee No. Do you like makeup?

   
   Shut up faggot.
9. 2019-08-29 at 5:59 PM UTC

   #89
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by tee hee hee No. Do you like makeup?

   
   Yes. Its actually my favorite thing. I'm totally into ,uh, Sephora .
10. 2019-08-29 at 6:01 PM UTC

    #90
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

    Originally posted by mmQ Yes. Its actually my favorite thing. I'm totally into ,uh, Sephora .

    
    Lol me toooo!!!! Sephoratakes all of my money
11. 2019-08-29 at 6:05 PM UTC

    #91
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by tee hee hee Lol me toooo!!!! Sephoratakes all of my money

    
    Dude. *whispers* you can like totally steal it and it's free
12. 2019-08-29 at 6:11 PM UTC

    #92
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    I cant I'd get caught on the 1st try knowing my luck
13. 2019-08-29 at 6:14 PM UTC

    #93
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by tee hee hee I cant I'd get caught on the 1st try knowing my luck

    
    I'll do it for you. You have to come into the store with me and be the girl who is just perusing the makeup and I'm the boyfriend just rolling his eyes like jesus fuck this is so stupid but meanwhile im totally pocketing hundreds of dollars worth of sephora and we just have to make casual chat and have a few laughs and then we leave and get to our car and start belly laughing as I empty my pockets and we add up the amount of money that everything I took was worth :)
14. 2019-08-29 at 6:16 PM UTC

    #94
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Tha3ts hawt. For realsies.
15. 2019-08-29 at 6:30 PM UTC

    #95
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by tee hee hee Tha3ts hawt. For realsies.

    
    Thanks. But I didnt finish.
    
    As we are laughing at the makeup, we take our clothes off in a heated passion . You're enamored with me and we start having anal sex in the back seat (lol back seat get it?) and you're totally gushing cum from how amazing I am at the sex and I'm about to cum and then spectral walks out from the store and tells us that he was watching the whole time and we are under arrest , but then I say "dude, cant you see we're trying to fuck here?" And hes like oh yeah, sorry. Then he leaves . Then he comes back and asks if he can join us for the fuck session and we look at each other and start laughing like, yeah....no. then we continue to do the anal sex and spec just sits there watching us and then when I finally cum I blow it onto his face and you and I high five one another and speed off
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16. 2019-08-29 at 6:40 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    its no better to be safe than to be sorry, is this the same bar where you got floored by that native american? lol
17. 2019-08-29 at 6:41 PM UTC

    #97
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Oh lord lolol
18. 2019-08-29 at 6:44 PM UTC

    #98
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby its no better to be safe than to be sorry, is this the same bar where you got floored by that native american? lol

    
    Lol yes. He hasn't came back since then. It was a sucker punch for the record.
19. 2019-08-29 at 6:46 PM UTC

    #99
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

    Originally posted by mmQ Lol yes. He hasn't came back since then. It was a sucker punch for the record.

    
    Do you live in a dinky little town of 5000 ppl?
20. 2019-08-29 at 6:49 PM UTC

    #100
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by tee hee hee Do you live in a dinky little town of 5000 ppl?

    
    Fargo North Dakota. Google it.