2015-06-27 at 12:19 PM UTC
I get that this is the dickheads forum, wasn't sure if this would be a better fit in DIY or here, but what the hell.
Anyway, neither my ten-speed or my BMX are fuckable at the moment and I've realized that I've got very little clue how to fuck either one. So I want to learn how to fuck my bikes.
I'll obviously need some tools, and while I've got a some wrenches and condoms in both jumbo and standard sizes, I'm sure there are certain specialty tools that make pounding on bikes a lot easier.
Also, any good recommendations of learning resources? Bike porn or magazines, YouTube channels, websites, etc?
2015-06-27 at 4:20 PM UTC
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2015-06-27 at 4:39 PM UTC
^ Was not expecting that... But, I guess it was alright. Japanese people are strange.
2017-04-04 at 12:21 PM UTC
use large salad tongs to spread your anal sphincter wide.
insert bicycle, sans condom
if difficulty with insertion is encountered, have multiple friends help push
2017-04-04 at 12:32 PM UTC
I absolutely don't remember making this thread at all.
2017-04-04 at 12:35 PM UTC
Amphetamines and bundy will distort your body image enough to become sexually attracted to inanimate objects. And the tech gives you the energy and lust
2017-04-04 at 12:37 PM UTC
I want to sniff Mayberry's asshole.