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  1. #21
    Technologist victim of incest
    So you got some rest, good deal. You still have some left? You’ve been going for a bit.
  2. #22
    almost all of it is gone im trying to buy more
  3. #23
    G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Pakis only understand suicide bombing, and not much else.

    Look at their list of technical achievements over the last 1,000 years if you don't agree.

    Funny how you have to make the cutoff at 1,000 years to exclude stuff like math, astronomy, chemistry, paper, soap, kerosene, universities, stringed instruments, the cotton gin, distillation and discovery of ethanol, the globe, etc.

    Even funnier how you used arabic numerals in the same post.
  4. #24
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by HTS Pacifiers help with grinding your teeth. And meth makes you kinky af. It's all just a conspiracy to get people into the AB/DL scene. 😲

    Let's CUCK scron and have sex while he jacks off to us. We can all smoke a bunch of meth before during and after. Please ??
  5. #25
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by G4LM Funny how you have to make the cutoff at 1,000 years to exclude stuff like math, astronomy, chemistry, paper, soap, kerosene, universities, stringed instruments, the cotton gin, distillation and discovery of ethanol, the globe, etc.

    Even funnier how you used arabic numerals in the same post.

    We woz
  6. #26
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Just imagine pushing your erect pean into Lucy's butthole. I wonder if they use lube. Can a butthole naturally lubricate itself ?

    No. It can't because there isnt supposed to be a need for it because it isnt natural. Other than the poop. I guess poop counts as lubrication.

    Damn. "Have you ever had your shit pushed in?"

    Isnt there a word for that? When you fuck a shit filled butthole and the poop goes into your urethra like a spaghetti noodle so when you cum it's like a string of shit wrapped in semen .

    Ha
  7. #27
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mmQ Just imagine pushing your erect pean into Lucy's butthole. I wonder if they use lube. Can a butthole naturally lubricate itself ?

    No. It can't because there isnt supposed to be a need for it because it isnt natural. Other than the poop. I guess poop counts as lubrication.

    Damn. "Have you ever had your shit pushed in?"

    Isnt there a word for that? When you fuck a shit filled butthole and the poop goes into your urethra like a spaghetti noodle so when you cum it's like a string of shit wrapped in semen .

    Ha

    don't open this

  8. #28
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I sadly have seen that before.
  9. #29
    G4LM African Astronaut
    Confirmed: dont open that
  10. #30
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I totally didnt make that my new computer background and screensaver or anything.
  11. #31
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I think I have one with tiny earthworms too but I don't feel like going through my 'lol wat' folder right now
  12. #32
    Originally posted by G4LM Funny how you have to make the cutoff at 1,000 years to exclude stuff like math, astronomy, chemistry, paper, soap, kerosene, universities, stringed instruments, the cotton gin, distillation and discovery of ethanol, the globe, etc.

    Even funnier how you used arabic numerals in the same post.

    yes.

    please tell us more about arab history x.
  13. #33
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra I think I have one with tiny earthworms too but I don't feel like going through my 'lol wat' folder right now

    That is fucking adorable and please go through your folder to find it.
  14. #34
    Originally posted by mmQ Let's CUCK scron and have sex while he jacks off to us. We can all smoke a bunch of meth before during and after. Please ??

    You can only face Lucy if you can beat me in smash Bros
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. #35
    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    What the fuck am I reading
  16. #36
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    God damn I wanna be in a wheelchair and paint myself black and have Lucy suck my balls GOD DAMN
  17. #37
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    You kids are sick. Get psychiatric help.
  18. #38
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You kids are sick. Get psychiatric help.

    That doesnt scare us
  19. #39
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ That doesnt scare us

    Well, that's something I really need to work on then.
  20. #40
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Well, that's something I really need to work on then.

    That scared me.
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