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  1. #1
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    That are Aliens on a planet that plans on destroying Earth and it's Earthlings.

    using Remote Viewing I will find my targets
  2. #2
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    does anyone else remember "how to make a brain bomb"

    it was the best text file on totse
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by aldra does anyone else remember "how to make a brain bomb"

    it was the best text file on totse

    the only text file I remember was "da art of burginn!!!" which like 5 people later claimed to have wrote in niggerspeak and told people how to break into houses and piss in the fridge. It was a beautiful time for the internet
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    HTS highlight reel
    I'm so glad I'm dumb because if I wasn't I'd probably end up killing A LOT of people with some kind of engineered plague or something.
  5. #5
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    I don't remember the brain bomb.. find the text file if you can.

    did it get transferred to Zoklet? did the 2001 Manifesto becoming 9/11 ever get put on Zoklet?

    I want to Neutron Bomb the Aliens so everything not animal will be ours to pliage as spoils of mind war.
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    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    reporting this thread to the FBI
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    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal reporting this thread to the FBI

    Promise?
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    https://totseans.com/totse/en/fringe/fringe_science/brainbom.html

    HOW TO MAKE BRAIN BOMBS WITH MAGICK, MONKEY ANGELS, URINE AND BLOOD…

    I will tell you how to blow up the world. But first you must learn how to enter a magickal state of consciousness, where all things are possible and a power is yours.

    Once you have achieved magickal consciousness, you can blow up a thousand people whenever you want. Maybe more.

    CREATING THE BRAIN BOMB

    The world disgusts the hell out of me. It needs to be cleansed. This cleansing can be easily accomplished by blowing up the world.

    By destroying everything, we humans will free to evolve onto a higher plane existence. For in death all people will find enlightenment, wisdom, and godliness.

    Keep in mind that everything I am going to teach you is illegal. I'm going to teach you how to blow up the world!

    My doctor has told me repeatedly to keep this secret to myself, but I feel compelled to share it with you because it will take at least 777 people who are skilled at entering a magickal state of consciousness to cleanse the earth of evil humanity. Blowing it up is our only hope to free the world of corruption, selfishness, loneliness, stupidity, and other human frailties.

    And we can do it. We can blow it up. It is our duty to fulfill the Bible prophecy: "Behold, there was a great explosion; and the sun disappeared in the sky black with smoke, the full moon became red like blood with dust, then sparks and burning embers fell from the sky to earth. The atmosphere suddenly vanished and every mountain and island was blown flat where it stood. . .for the great day of wrath has come. . ." (Revelation)

    Notice that we must blow up the world on a full moon. This means we will have only one chance each month to work our magick. All 777 of us, no matter where we are, must enter the State at the same time on the night of a full moon.

    But until this time comes, you can practice blowing up a few thousand people at a time with my special technique: Instead of using 777 human beings to he you achieve greater power with your magick, you will utilize helper spirits, also known as demons.

    As you probably know, demons are absolute fools. They are nothing more than stupid monkey angels. One interesting fact about demons is that they cannot resist putting their 'fingers' into rings, holes, circles and loops. If you make an 'O' with your thumb and first finger, a demon will put its finger through it. It happens every time.

    If you can't see the demon with your eyes, don't make the mistake of thinking it's not there! Enter the Magickal State, and switch on your spirit eyes, and quickly and repeatedly blink your physical eyes. Pretty soon you'll see it.

    I have seen demons put their fingers through coffee cup handles, wedding rings, paper clips, the lacing eyelets of running shoes, key rings, and more I have even seen demons put their fingers into the nostrils of unaware people when there were no other circles available. Do you ever wonder why your nose itches spontaneously sometimes? It's a demon. They love making you scratch a pick your nose, trying to scrape a booger out–in truth the irritant you feel is not dried snot, it is a demon's finger! Demons think it is uproariously funny when you inflict yourself with a bloody nose because of their mischief.

    Because demons cannot resist holes and circles, the best way to trap demons to create loops in which you can entice them.

    Try this: With twenty feet of kite string, tie a two inch loop every 10 inches for the entire length of the string. It will, more or less look, like this:

    ——-0———-0———-0———-0———-0—–

    Hang the string between the bars on your window and the railing on your bed. You will immediately capture several stupid monkey angels! It shouldn't take more than five minutes. If you are not lucky enough to be able to see the invisible, you'll know they're there because the string will rock with almost imperceptible movements, without any outside forces –wind, breath, someone walking by in the hall – affecting it. The demons will stay up there, with their fingers in the loops, content as idiots, indefinitely. They cannot break away because they are so stupid. I have seen a demon keep its finger in the hole of a donut in the nurses' waste basket until the donut decomposed with mold!

    If your floor nurse will allow it, make the loops out of copper wire instead of string. The electromagnetic properties of the wire make it doubly irresistible to demons. However, your nurses will probably not want you to use wire because they fear electrocution, so string will have to do.

    The one and only problem I've had with demons is discipline. When you have twenty of them hanging from string loops, you've got trouble. Unless you can force them to do your will, they'll try to take over, and usually this means they will grab your genitals and stuff their fists up your anus, if you're male, or stuff their fists up to your uterus and into your anus, if you're female. As I've previously stated, they love holes!

    You can make them stop, if you want to, or you can enjoy yourself, if you're in the mood to be gang banged by monkey angels. It's not always a bad thing. Yet if your goal is to blow up a thousand people with brain bombs, being screwed half to death by demons is a distraction you can do without.

    Make them stop by firmly shouting: STOP OR BE CRUSHED BY JESUS! Once you have their attention, tell them you need their brain power (what there is of it) to help you blow up an enemy. They will enjoy this. They are stupid little monkey angels with super occult power.

    Use it! The power belongs to you!

    URINE & BLOOD

    You will need two containers the size of shot glasses. Then you need to pee few drops into one and drip a few drops of blood into the other. Stand in front of your monkey angel string, holding the pee and blood, one in each hand, and then dip the first finger of your left hand into the pee and the first finger of your right hand into the blood.

    Tell the monkey angels to dip their free fingers into the containers with you Don't let go when the mad stampede takes place!

    When you and the monkey angels are dipped in the blood and pee, picture a place in your mind that you would like to see blown up. A government building, your school, the Empire State Building, the White House–any building.

    Enter the Magickal State and keep the picture of the building you wish to destroy in your thoughts. Tell the monkey angels to help you. They must do as you say.

    Now give the building all of your destructive energy. Let it fly. All of your rage and anger and hate. All of the bad feelings you have ever had in your life. All of the teasing you've endured. All of the indifference. All of the pain. All of the ugliness. Let it fly.

    If you have done this correctly, you will be able to turn on the television or radio and hear news of your destructive work.

    BLOW IT UP NOW!
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. #9
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    tl:dr

    I'll do it my way! >:[
  10. #10
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Why is 7 considered a lucky number. Historically speaking at least in Nordic/Germanic cultures 9 was a special number related to Odin.
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    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie Why is 7 considered a lucky number. Historically speaking at least in Nordic/Germanic cultures 9 was a special number related to Odin.

    didn't Odin chop his hand off and it grew back or some weird shit?

    I'm not impressed. My G-d through his Child raised the dead. At least Twice.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra

    LOL WTF that shit's hell of funny.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I can't remember, it's from an old book on norse mythology, it's just funny to post it when people are talking about how tuff the norse gods are/were

    usually the alt-right 'EVROPA' types
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    it's true too, and very similar to the mythology behind Incubi and Succubi.

    according to medieval texts the incubus and succubus is actually the same creature - as a succubus it will bang dudes and collect their semen, corrupt it, then transform into an incubus to plow women and get them pregnant with their corrupted demon semen.
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    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra it's true too, and very similar to the mythology behind Incubi and Succubi.

    according to medieval texts the incubus and succubus is actually the same creature - as a succubus it will bang dudes and collect their semen, corrupt it, then transform into an incubus to plow women and get them pregnant with their corrupted demon semen.

    I thought it was old jedi Kabbalah proverb of Lilith the first wife of Adam that a Succubus came from. that one of her three Daughters (haunted me many times which made me discover who she was) is the daughter of what would be the closest things that jedis have for Satan. sort of an Under Water force that Lilith got impregnated by.. curious how this story passed onto other religions.
  17. #17
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Odin was off his rocker. But i never heard that one before. Most famous crazy stories are giving his eye as a sacrifice to Mimir to be allowed to drink from the well of wisdom(And gain arcane knowledge of course[No penises involved], {i promise}).

    He also hung himself and DIED, and i do believe he was dead for 9 days, then he came back to life(And gain arcane knowledge of course[No penises involved], {i promise}).

    He does indeed have a weird relationship with hanging, and a human sacrifice to Odin would be hung as well. One of his names is Galga Valdr, which means Lord of the Noose, or Lord of the Gallows.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania I thought it was old jedi Kabbalah proverb of Lilith the first wife of Adam that a Succubus came from. that one of her three Daughters (haunted me many times which made me discover who she was) is the daughter of what would be the closest things that jedis have for Satan. sort of an Under Water force that Lilith got impregnated by.. curious how this story passed onto other religions.

    maybe, I assume demon women aren't an uncommon theme in mythology.

    pretty sure I read the above skimming the Malleus Maleficarum
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    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra maybe, I assume demon women aren't an uncommon theme in mythology.

    pretty sure I read the above skimming the Malleus Maleficarum

    No I meant Succubus.

    Natohma (or however it's spelled) is the Succubus child that crawls into many men's minds and first appears as a beatiful woman with silky hair and perfect round tits and morphs into that old Vampire looking guy from the silent film.. what's his name?

    I had this many times. She also toys with me. creates a sense of fear then I can feel her pull the covers off of me.. and when I finally open my eyes, the cover is perfectly pleated like a theater curtain to suggest she pulled little at a time and folded it at the bottom of my legs.

    she makes sounds of children laughing and running inside the houses (or one of her sisters does). Both my wife and I experienced this yet our children were in a deep sleep in their room upstairs with us, but we heard the pitter patter and running down stairs and we got out of bed, turned on the light and ran to the room.. well she did, I went downstairs. and she said'They're both up here. and I said, Tell me you heard that. And she said of course.


    How is it so many people around the world have this "Mass Hallucination" or dream of the same thing. I never even heard of it before and only investigated it after my wife and I had that one experience.
  20. #20
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by aldra pretty sure I read the above skimming the Malleus Maleficarum

    Pretty sure that's an unreliable source.
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