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  1. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein you don’t know me

  2. park police Tuskegee Airman
    https://rense.com/general96/The-Nazi-Plan-For-The-Creation-Of-Israel-Revealed-In-Documents.pdf
  3. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Oh boy looks like I hurt the sheboon's feelings (I wasn't aware that niggers even had them in the first place).
    I'm being serious, explain to me why your kind smell so goddamn awful, is it the shit you put in your nappy hair, is it because your skin is literally the color of shit, is it some type of hormonal issue, the food you eat or all of the above?

    things an immature faggot would say for 200?


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  4. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Why are niggers so infantile?

    lolwut

    i'm confused, are you calling yourself a nigger here?


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  5. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    things i read in this fred i not heard since middle school


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  6. username: African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Narc things i read in this fred i not heard since middle school


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    the verdict’s unanimous folks, nobody wants a fuck dose sheboons ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  7. Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by park police https://rense.com/general96/The-Nazi-Plan-For-The-Creation-Of-Israel-Revealed-In-Documents.pdf

    I read that. But Hitler did speak of them as Rats.. Je'wish people that is. Really sad to hate everyone regardless who they are
  8. park police Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania I read that. But Hitler did speak of them as Rats.. Je'wish people that is. Really sad to hate everyone regardless who they are
    He had to rile the people up somehow. The whole thing is based on the Book of Esther. The truth is the j/ews and National Socialists collaborated, killed a bunch of their own people, for the sake of world domination. They won, as the CIA has followed in their footsteps, adopting both nazi and stasi methods of control and sabotage.

    Both j/ews and germans were duped into going to war so the elite could dominate and create their "master race" of sorts. A lot of mossad have blue eyes and blond hair, incidentally.
  9. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    I can turn the channel on my tv with just my mind.
  10. Box Wine Houston
    I can turn the tv off with just my mind

    It takes an hour to charge up though
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I haven't changed the channel on my TV in many many years. If I ever watch my actual TV it's only to watch jeopardy, which it's always on that channel.
  12. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Sometimes when I focus if I flex my right ass cheek at the same time Direct TV comes on, but I don't have a satellite dish. It was weird the first few times. I stopped questioning it.
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  13. park police Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Sometimes when I focus if I flex my right ass cheek at the same time Direct TV comes on, but I don't have a satellite dish. It was weird the first few times. I stopped questioning it.

    One time I saw this guy who seemed to be ex special forces, like old school special forces, and he was working out. At some point he looked up at the sky and started moving like Jack 2 from Tekken, and his ass cheeks twitched, and I realized it was possible he was some kind of original cyborg super soldier.

    Maybe not though. But I'm convinced telekinesis can be done with any muscles in the body, including the ass cheeks. No joke.
  14. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by park police One time I saw this guy who seemed to be ex special forces, like old school special forces, and he was working out. At some point he looked up at the sky and started moving like Jack 2 from Tekken, and his ass cheeks twitched, and I realized it was possible he was some kind of original cyborg super soldier.

    Maybe not though. But I'm convinced telekinesis can be done with any muscles in the body, including the ass cheeks. No joke.

    Alright you're freaking me out. I'm ex special forces. I also work out. And may or may not have played Tekken in my youth. Am I too an amnesiatic super soldier with the power to drop panties with the flex of my butt cheek?
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  15. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by park police One time I saw this guy who seemed to be ex special forces, like old school special forces, and he was working out. At some point he looked up at the sky and started moving like Jack 2 from Tekken, and his ass cheeks twitched, and I realized it was possible he was some kind of original cyborg super soldier.

    Maybe not though. But I'm convinced telekinesis can be done with any muscles in the body, including the ass cheeks. No joke.

    LOL so that's who you are. Had to change identity to hide from the CIA again?
  16. Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 I can turn the channel on my tv with just my mind.

    I have knocked things over
  17. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania I have knocked things over

    "not with my mind, just in general. I'm pretty clumsy hehe"
  18. Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by G4LM "not with my mind, just in general. I'm pretty clumsy hehe"

    Nope. my bass was leaning on the wall for days, I looked at it and said "I can make this fall over" and I did it in less than 10 seconds.

    weirded me out. I don't want to try that again.
    A lady in Russia proved she could move shit with her mind. they provided her with the props (pencil and other shit) and checked her for magnets and put her in a sound proof room to control outside magnetic waves I guess. Bitch was moving shit all around.
  19. park police Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania Nope. my bass was leaning on the wall for days, I looked at it and said "I can make this fall over" and I did it in less than 10 seconds.

    weirded me out. I don't want to try that again.
    A lady in Russia proved she could move shit with her mind. they provided her with the props (pencil and other shit) and checked her for magnets and put her in a sound proof room to control outside magnetic waves I guess. Bitch was moving shit all around.

    Classic telekinesis. She could also kill people with it by stopping their heart. At some point she tested this on one of the researchers, and at first nothing happened, but then her heart rate went up and so did the researchers, to a dangerously high level. She could've killed the guy.
  20. Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania Nope. my bass was leaning on the wall for days, I looked at it and said "I can make this fall over" and I did it in less than 10 seconds.

    weirded me out. I don't want to try that again.
    A lady in Russia proved she could move shit with her mind. they provided her with the props (pencil and other shit) and checked her for magnets and put her in a sound proof room to control outside magnetic waves I guess. Bitch was moving shit all around.

    stroke my penis with your mind.

    my penis, stroke it.
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