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Oral Hygiene Niggas

  1. #1
    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    How is your oral hygiene nigga?

    I brush in the morning, floss throughout the day to get out any food I eat, swish water around in my mouth to get out most of the stuff.

    Then at night it's floss>waterpik>brush>mouthwash.

    Oral hygiene is super important because oral pain is the worst fucking pain in the universe.
  2. #2
    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Pro tip 1: if you don't floss, buy flossy toothpicks and leave some on your desk, you'll be fiddling around with them and keeping your teeth clean in no time. I recommend the ribbon floss kind, and quality does make a difference.
  3. #3
    i feel like everything i do is in vain because i smoke and drink coffee all day long
  4. #4
    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #5
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I have the cleanest mouth on Niggasin.space
  6. #6
    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i feel like everything i do is in vain because i smoke and drink coffee all day long

    No dude then it's more important for you than anyone. At the very least you should make a habit of swishing water around after you smoke or drink coffee, just make sure nothing is hanging out on your teeth and gums.
  7. #7
    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT I have the cleanest mouth on Niggasin.space

    What's your routine sensei?
  8. #8
    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke No dude then it's more important for you than anyone. At the very least you should make a habit of swishing water around after you smoke or drink coffee, just make sure nothing is hanging out on your teeth and gums.

    yeah i swish all day erry day nigga
  9. #9
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke What's your routine sensei?

    I had all my teeth removed and do not wear dentures I drink a coke in the mornin and another after dinner and the acid washes any funk away, no plaque no spots for stuff to hide no issues.
  10. #10
    Originally posted by POLECAT I had all my teeth removed and do not wear dentures I drink a coke in the mornin and another after dinner and the acid washes any funk away, no plaque no spots for stuff to hide no issues.
  11. #11
    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT I had all my teeth removed and do not wear dentures I drink a coke in the mornin and another after dinner and the acid washes any funk away, no plaque no spots for stuff to hide no issues.

    :( That's sad bro
  12. #12
    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke Oral hygiene is super important because oral pain is the worst fucking pain in the universe.

    you dirty paki.

    it seems like the only reason you keep your mouth clean is because your affraid of pain,

    not because cleanliness a part of what you are.
  13. #13
    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you dirty paki.

    it seems like the only reason you keep your mouth clean is because your affraid of pain,

    not because cleanliness a part of what you are.

    Well it's both. Cleanliness is good because it prevents decay. That's the point. Two sides of one coin.
  14. #14
    stl1 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT I have the cleanest mouth on Niggasin.space




    Toothless?
  15. #15
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke :( That's sad bro

    not really,, life is so easy with no teeth,, no one fucks with ya or even notices you as you go about your biznezz
  16. #16
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I brush twice a day and floss at least once at night.
    I'm 52 and have two filling.
    My dentist hates me.
  17. #17
    Erekshun African Astronaut
    I have a mouthful of filling, I think the dentist was a crook. Probably why he died of a massive heart attack.
  18. #18
    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    My teeth used to be all jacked up but they're great now.
  19. #19
    Sudo African Astronaut [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I usually brush 3 times a day and my teeth are in good shape. I have a couple fillings on some back teeth and a fake front one from a buncha stupid shit I did when I was younger. The fake one is whiter than the rest of them so it looks like I pay special attention to my front chomper
  20. #20
    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke Well it's both. Cleanliness is good because it prevents decay. That's the point. Two sides of one coin.

    no, thats still the same side.

    now go chew a miswak.

    like a dog.
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