Why is my skin dying?

1. 2019-08-12 at 3:06 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   I wear jeans most always and I havent been out in the sun very much at all the last couple weeks.
   wtf?
   
   Its only dying on 1 leg. The other leg is not.
   Therefore its probably something bad and I am fucked.
   
   
   
2. 2019-08-12 at 3:11 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   it's almost certainly because you touch yourself at night
3. 2019-08-12 at 3:17 AM UTC

   #3
   WellHung Black Hole
   All of you is dying, not just your skin, Which is merely recycled stardust, anyhow.
4. 2019-08-12 at 3:36 AM UTC

   #4
   

   G4LM African Astronaut
   Put on some aloe cream, you'll be fine.