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Somebody needs to take the forum from Lanny

  1. #21
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by L41n They have to prove themselves worthy.

    Lanny you should hide a bunch of silver keys all over the world and a series of clues to find them with the last gold one being up your butt. If anyone gets them all it would be fair play to hand over the forum to them.

    We'll have a special chastity belt made, the silver keys are needed to unlock it.
  2. #22
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sophie We'll have a special chastity belt made, the silver keys are needed to unlock it.

    I don't need anything like that
  3. #23
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal I don't need anything like that

    It will be for Lanny, obviously.
  4. #24
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal I should run this place.
    First thing I would do is ban everyone except totse2001, aldra and sophie, then change the website name to "totse,com" and bring back the textfile archive and an emphasis on community.
    When the FBI visits me I'll tell them to go fuck themselves.

    i would ban you bitch
  5. #25
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Lanny is like Hitler, except Hitler had a nicer mustache and had a way better sense of style. I bet Lanny doesn't even own a single full length leather trenchcoat.

    Lanny is nothing like Hitler. Hitler actually convinced many people he was right.
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  6. #26
    Bueno motherfucker
  7. #27
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal I should run this place.
    First thing I would do is ban everyone except totse2001, aldra and sophie, then change the website name to "totse,com" and bring back the textfile archive and an emphasis on community.
    When the FBI visits me I'll tell them to go fuck themselves.

    Illegal DNS.

    Fail.
  8. #28
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal I should run this place.
    First thing I would do is ban everyone except totse2001, aldra and sophie, then change the website name to "totse,com" and bring back the textfile archive and an emphasis on community.
    When the FBI visits me I'll tell them to go fuck themselves.

    LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE
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  9. #29
    L41n Houston
    Originally posted by Sophie We'll have a special chastity belt made, the silver keys are needed to unlock it.

    Sorry Lanny looks like you're gonna have to be caged for a while. Don't worry, I'll let you borrow my hitachi.
  10. #30
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by frala .

    you should do it, chicken

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  11. #31
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    How did you get frala's pic?
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  12. #32
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Erekshun How did you get frala's pic?

    wouldn't you like to know =)
  13. #33
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Lanny is literally the best admin on one of these things since Jeff Hunter but he should still be burnt with coat hangers for his socialist sympathies
  14. #34
    G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Lanny is literally the best admin on one of these things since Jeff Hunter but he should still be burnt with coat hangers for his socialist sympathies

    Coat hangers are made of very weak metals and probably wouldn't get very hot
  15. #35
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by G4LM Coat hangers are made of very weak metals and probably wouldn't get very hot

    They would feel hot inside your anus though
  16. #36
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by Sudo They would feel hot inside your anus though

    Lanny would enjoy that too much
  17. #37
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    who wouldn't?
  18. #38
    G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo They would feel hot inside your anus though

    My anus is blackened and scarred and would feel not a thing.
  19. #39
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    I've always wanted something hot and semi-rigid in my anus
  20. #40
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I'd sacrifice him to the lesser gods and drop him in the nearest volcano in a second.
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