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  1. #1
    I nearly choke myself with laughter every time I see it in writing or hear someone refer to it, and I can't figure out why

    Anyway, it's the best alcoholic bang for your buck

    My favorite thing about it:

    winner of 200+ medals including blah blah blah

    Ok if your shit was worth a fuck it wouldn't be $10 for 3 liters

  2. #2
    Hmm, on second thought...
  3. #3
    Ghost Black Hole
    i got some of this courtesy of HTS's parents. They said it was literally undrinkable lololol wine snobs

  4. #4
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    GOON
  5. #5
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Any box wine I see always seems to be inexplicably high priced.
  6. #6
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    *boxed
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    Yay I'm in the ER again

    Fuck this shit, I'd rather be dead

    At least I have my phone this time I guess
  8. #8
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by MOON PERSON T-PAIN masturbated in your Croutons and MORALLY SUPERIOR BEINGS for natural male enhancement Yay I'm in the ER again

    Fuck this shit, I'd rather be dead

    At least I have my phone this time I guess

    Pics
  9. #9
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I'm growing Boax Whine hemp plants this summer
  10. #10
    Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Just take the box put on the counter flip the tap open mouth my cup runneth over
  11. #11
    Originally posted by mmQ Pics



    I apparently FREAKED THE FUCK OUT starting to rip envrything, kicking open, etc and got thorazine'd

    It's apparently also the third this has occurred in an ambulance

    It's like the moment my will to die overwhelm my will to live
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. #12
    Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MOON PERSON T-PAIN masturbated in your Croutons and MORALLY SUPERIOR BEINGS for natural male enhancement

    Dafuq happened to you?
  13. #13
    Originally posted by Thotgirl Dafuq happened to you?

    Rhabdomyolysis
  14. #14
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Thotgirl Dafuq happened to you?

    bitch genetics
  15. #15
    I hate the electrodes, getting them off is not pleasant and mandatory IVs are stupid.
  16. #16
    Box Wine Houston
    I wonder how much all that equipment costs

    Maybe I could buy my own and just take pictures with everything attached every time I get in trouble

    That way I can say "look Judge, it was a medical issue"

  17. #17
    Technologist victim of incest
    Wait is millenIal and box Juicy? I’m confused. You gonna be ok my bud?
  18. #18
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    If you're going to drink poison it should at least be good quality.
  19. #19
    Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice If you're going to drink poison it should at least be good quality.

    Fuck it I'm too broke for that shieet takka gut rot here I come
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  20. #20
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Thotgirl Fuck it I'm too broke for that shieet takka gut rot here I come

    Whatever it takes to thin the herd.
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