Taxes I've had it.

1. 2019-08-04 at 10:27 PM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I just opened my water bill today and now I get taxed on rain water yes boys and girls they actually tax me on "Storm drain runoff".
   It's only like 40 bucks a year but FUCKYOU!!
   Whats next an "AIR" tax??
   I may actually buy some land and go off grid.
2. 2019-08-04 at 10:34 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   
3. 2019-08-04 at 10:49 PM UTC

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   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]

   Originally posted by AngryOnion I just opened my water bill today and now I get taxed on rain water yes boys and girls they actually tax me on "Storm drain runoff".
   It's only like 40 bucks a year but FUCKYOU!!
   Whats next an "AIR" tax??
   I may actually buy some land and go off grid.

   
   You will still have to pay property taxes (in most places). What will you do for utilities? You mentioned the taxes associated with your utilities, not directly with your property, so you’ll still have the same issue if you want to maintain any kind of civilized lifestyle.
4. 2019-08-04 at 10:56 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I like donating plasma because the money is tax free
5. 2019-08-04 at 10:58 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

   Originally posted by DietPiano I like donating plasma because the money is tax free

   
   do you go to Mitt Romney's?
6. 2019-08-04 at 11:31 PM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Ajax You will still have to pay property taxes (in most places). What will you do for utilities? You mentioned the taxes associated with your utilities, not directly with your property, so you’ll still have the same issue if you want to maintain any kind of civilized lifestyle.

   
   In many states you can homestead your property and avoid property taxes.
7. 2019-08-04 at 11:54 PM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

   Originally posted by Ajax You will still have to pay property taxes (in most places). What will you do for utilities? You mentioned the taxes associated with your utilities, not directly with your property, so you’ll still have the same issue if you want to maintain any kind of civilized lifestyle.

   
   Ya I know it just pisses me off money grubbing socialist pigs.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Speedy Parker
8. 2019-08-05 at 12:06 AM UTC

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   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   Where do you live? Sounds like Cali. Way past time to move.
9. 2019-08-05 at 12:55 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I live in Taxachusstettes ."Massachusetts"
   
10. 2019-08-05 at 1:13 AM UTC

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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Time to move. Just leave your politics at home.
11. 2019-08-05 at 10:46 AM UTC

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    If you don't want the storm drains to be maintained then I suppose that could be arranged, but it might be easier if you just moved to Somalia, where all the other libertarians went to after Ron Paul's failed 2012 run for President.
12. 2019-08-05 at 12:20 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    You're not paying for the rain you are paying for the drainage system. It's all part of being a part of society.
13. 2019-08-05 at 6:03 PM UTC

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    BummyMofo African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country If you don't want the storm drains to be maintained then I suppose that could be arranged, but it might be easier if you just moved to Somalia, where all the other libertarians went to after Ron Paul's failed 2012 run for President.

    
    Somalia I could get behind that.
14. 2019-08-06 at 8:54 PM UTC

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    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]

    Originally posted by AngryOnion I just opened my water bill today and now I get taxed on rain water yes boys and girls they actually tax me on "Storm drain runoff".
    It's only like 40 bucks a year but FUCKYOU!!
    Whats next an "AIR" tax??
    I may actually buy some land and go off grid.

    
    That's what I want to do. Here's the problem though: You still have to pay property tax on the land
15. 2019-08-09 at 6:33 PM UTC

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    IWD Houston
    Boring thread from a boring, OLD poster. That probably has bisexual tendencies and types out his posts, single-handedly, while fingering his squirming, contracting rectum. and going ''OooooOOhh." "OooOOOOoOOOOHH".
    
    That's probably what he does.
16. 2019-08-09 at 6:38 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by IWD Boring thread from a boring, OLD poster. That probably has bisexual tendencies and types out his posts, single-handedly, while fingering his squirming, contracting rectum. and going ''OooooOOhh." "OooOOOOoOOOOHH".
    
    That's probably what he does.

    
    That's really rich coming from you. I bet you go WEEEEE EEEEEE WWWEEEEEEE!! just like all the other slampigs your side of the highway.
17. 2019-08-09 at 9:53 PM UTC

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    Admin African Astronaut
    I have to pay taxes on the interest gained on my CD and savings, but I got them in the first place to avoid loss via inflation.
    
    My CD is accruing at 3.10% apy and inflation is at 2%, so after taxes, I'm thinking I will only have not lost purchasing power.
    
    My savings account is ay like 2.4% apy. So I think I'll actually lose out on purchasing power.
    
    I'd snap if it weren't for all these tax free freebies from my lifestyle.