Make up some fake "making a proclamation" website names.

1. 2019-07-31 at 9:31 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   theunitedstatesisdoomed.com
   
   youwillneverretire.com
   
   yourpetdoesntloveyou.com
   
   itsstill2010.com
2. 2019-07-31 at 9:33 PM UTC

   #2
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   you came up with this ?
3. 2019-07-31 at 10:54 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   AllahcouldbeatYahweh.org
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • aldra
4. 2019-08-03 at 12:06 AM UTC

   #4
   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
   uncrustabllawsuit.law
5. 2019-08-03 at 12:08 AM UTC

   #5
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   gjworthwent.money
6. 2019-08-03 at 12:10 AM UTC

   #6
   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
   DJwentworth.biz
7. 2019-08-03 at 12:16 AM UTC

   #7
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]