2019-07-27 at 10:32 PM UTC
i was chugging granola last week and spilled some crumbs on the lfoor.
now theres ants eating them....
2019-07-27 at 10:47 PM UTC
Shoot them with your shotgun
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2019-07-28 at 12:27 AM UTC
Helladamnleet
African Astronaut
[impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
Eat them. They're full of granola now.
2019-07-28 at 12:30 AM UTC
I too am a fan of Jordan Peterson
2019-07-31 at 12:14 AM UTC
those are cool i had one i got the green version and i used it for like 5 hrs straight when i got it. then it started malfunctioning a couple days later. it was like fiddy bucks but i think it was made in USA.
i took it apart and tried to clean it up and the consequences were never the same.
also about the ants, i found their trail and hosed it down with wd40 which killed them off and ruined their scent trail they fucked right off
2019-07-31 at 12:42 AM UTC
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
I leave my basement full of spiders to keep the rest of the bugs from crawling up thru the floor. I saw a centi or milliped the other day that got thru.
2019-07-31 at 2:17 AM UTC
Ha. I was sitting at my computer yesterday, casually smoking and watching kitty videos for a few hours and I turned on my light and saw this patch of ants on my desk all eating a little puddle of something sweet I must have spilled.
So I followed the ants and I saw they had this trail coming up from the side of my desk. My first instinct was to rebuke them and get them away but I thought about it for a minute and decided that's not nice cuz they're little ants and they don't know any better.
So I drew out a plan to gather them all and put them outside. But at the start of my plan I realized there isnt a good way of collecting ants without killing them, so I just sprayed a bunch of wood cleaner all over them and wiped them up with paper towels. :)
2019-07-31 at 10:40 PM UTC
Speedy Parker
Black Hole
[my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
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2019-08-03 at 1:16 AM UTC
The spider that lives with me has been crawling on me at night which freaks me the hell out. And this morning i shook my jeans out after i picked them up and spider flew off onto the table and hid in a sock
2019-08-03 at 1:33 AM UTC
So you have a roommate that doesn’t pay rent, me too except mine is my son
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