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Dialing 666 on a microwave

  1. #1
    Ghost Black Hole
    What's the combination to open a portal to hell?

    From my investigations, I have come to conclude that Microwave Ovens act like magnetic receptors / antenna to attract Demons and Demon activity, drawing Demons into your home. They are Satanic Devices created to actually SUMMON Demons into them by way of the Occult signal they omit, which has been planted inside them by Satan's Legions here on Earth. This is part of the overall Satanic Conspiracy that is going on right under our noses, and bringing a Microwave Oven into your home is like letting the Devil in your home, much like if your child brought home a copy of a Harry Potter book.
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Microwave a burning candle. Satan will communicate with you through the angry plasma noises.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #3
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Naturally Camouflaged [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    You need to dial 777 or Satan will never appear. That's the real number of the beast
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