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  1. #41
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein I don’t even orgasm that way I orgasm by clitoral stimulation so that definitely wouldn’t be something I’d say

    What the hell do you think finger banging is ? I mean even i, the lowly wren, knows that you can fingerbang a clitoris til a girl is shaking and crying so hard you think shes gonna legitimately have a stroke.
  2. #42
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Omg 😂

    Fingerbanging is fingering the coochie hole

    You do not fingerbang a clitty
    You rubb it or spank it with a tongue

    Not fingerbang it


    Lmao @ stroke

    Discussion over

    No one will ever know my weird porn preferences ..
  3. #43
    G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ What the hell do you think finger banging is ? I mean even i, the lowly wren, knows that you can fingerbang a clitoris til a girl is shaking and crying so hard you think shes gonna legitimately have a stroke.

    You do NOT want to know what she thinks creampie porn is
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  4. #44
    G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Omg 😂

    Fingerbanging is fingering the coochie hole

    You do not fingerbang a clitty
    You rubb it or spank it with a tongue

    Not fingerbang it


    Lmao @ stroke

    Discussion over

    No one will ever know my weird porn preferences ..

    All finger action = finger banging.
  5. #45
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein Omg 😂

    Fingerbanging is fingering the coochie hole

    You do not fingerbang a clitty
    You rubb it or spank it with a tongue

    Not fingerbang it


    Lmao @ stroke

    Discussion over

    No one will ever know my weird porn preferences ..

    You can fingerbang while simultaneously side stroking the clit. You can even do it orally. I think we just have different definitions or something.

    Regardless you must have some REALLy weird porn fetishes to be completely ashamed to admit them.

    I have jacked off to literally everything under the sun.
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  6. #46
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Yes I am ashamed of them but I still like them so I just keep it a secret .. everyone wins
  7. #47
    G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ You can fingerbang while simultaneously side stroking the clit. You can even do it orally. I think we just have different definitions or something.

    Regardless you must have some REALLy weird porn fetishes to be completely ashamed to admit them.

    I have jacked off to literally everything under the sun.

    Grandma porn?

    Child porn?

    Vore?

    Pregnant girls?

    Pregnant dudes?

    Smoking porn?

    Ukulele porn?

    That lemon stealing whore video?

    The video of a dude using his snake as a fleshlight? (if you haven't seen this it's unfortunately real)

    Beastiality?

    Mermaid porn?

    Star Trek cosplay?

    Pictures of family members?

    The mirror?

    Minecraft porn?
  8. #48
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein Yes I am ashamed of them but I still like them so I just keep it a secret .. everyone wins

    I like that it's a THEM. several weird secrets, not just one. I'd hazard a few guesses but they'd be entirely that. It's just good to know that you are into some shit that's so sick and disturbing that yiure ashamed to mention it. Lol
  9. #49
    G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I like that it's a THEM. several weird secrets, not just one. I'd hazard a few guesses but they'd be entirely that. It's just good to know that you are into some shit that's so sick and disturbing that yiure ashamed to mention it. Lol

    I bet it's child porn.
  10. #50
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by G4LM Ukulele porn?


    lol stop it
  11. #51
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by G4LM Grandma porn? Pfft yes

    Child porn? No. Unless tight amateur barely legal teen counts, then yes.

    Vore? Dont know what that is

    Pregnant girls? Not into it but watched a few over the years

    Pregnant dudes? I only watch preggo dude videos on February 29th while sitting next to my great aunt

    Smoking porn? Cringey as hell dont see the appeal

    Ukulele porn? Not yet . What are you doing tomorrow?

    That lemon stealing whore video? No

    The video of a dude using his snake as a fleshlight? (if you haven't seen this it's unfortunately real) I believe it and no

    Beastiality? Seen some. Never jacked off to it.

    Mermaid porn? Nope

    Star Trek cosplay? Nope

    Pictures of family members? Nope

    The mirror? I've dabbled

    Minecraft porn? Nope.
  12. #52
    CandyRein Black Hole
    All I can say is.. I frikn explode having an orgasm from it but when it’s over im very disturbed at what I see on the screen I frown apon it watch a little more ..smh @ it..then turn it off till next time

    Discussion over
  13. #53
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein All I can say is.. I frikn explode having an orgasm from it but when it’s over im very disturbed at what I see on the screen I frown apon it watch a little more ..smh @ it..then turn it off till next time

    Discussion over

    Ahhhhh.

    Newborn porn.

    CAUGHT YA!
  14. #54
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Lmao you’re an idiot 😋

    This was fun ttyl 😇
  15. #55
    G4LM African Astronaut
    What kind of porn is there to be ashamed and disturbed from. Child porn, beastiality...???

    Not many possible options. CandyRein is into some disgusting immoral shit she knows she'd be ridiculed for.
  16. #56
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm actually kinda proud of myself for admitting I've watched gay porn. That wasnt easy to admit . (Yes it was) just getting to that point where you've seen it all and you NEED to see something new. Lol. But gay porn is really fucking lame and obnoxious. It reminds me of how gross it really is.

    Yuck §m£ÂgØL or any of you who think sucking a dick is cute or hot.
  17. #57
    G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I'm actually kinda proud of myself for admitting I've watched gay porn. That wasnt easy to admit . (Yes it was) just getting to that point where you've seen it all and you NEED to see something new. Lol. But gay porn is really fucking lame and obnoxious. It reminds me of how gross it really is.

    Yuck §m£ÂgØL or any of you who think sucking a dick is cute or hot.

    I actually have never watched gay porn except briefly out of curiosity. I don't find it sexy. Especially sucking dick. I don't even like those videos when its a girl sucking.
  18. #58
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by G4LM I actually have never watched gay porn except briefly out of curiosity. I don't find it sexy. Especially sucking dick. I don't even like those videos when its a girl sucking.

    Oh I love blowjob videos if it's a girl. Funny thing is in the gay blowjob videos, I always assumed they're gonna at least be really good at sucking dick ya know since they have one themself and know how it works, but nope. Gays suck at sucking dick. And most girls do too.

    It really isnt difficult. But the right girl, with the right eyes, and the right passion.... yum yum yum. Every good girl knows if you suxk the dick the proper you will hopefully get such a good dicking. Lol I'm just talking out of my ass.

    But it's TRUE. But also blowjobs are boring. I stopped taking my new med a few days ago because I started to not feel emotion and also I couldn't cum. I'm better now.
  19. #59
    G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Oh I love blowjob videos if it's a girl. Funny thing is in the gay blowjob videos, I always assumed they're gonna at least be really good at sucking dick ya know since they have one themself and know how it works, but nope. Gays suck at sucking dick. And most girls do too.

    It really isnt difficult. But the right girl, with the right eyes, and the right passion…. yum yum yum. Every good girl knows if you suxk the dick the proper you will hopefully get such a good dicking. Lol I'm just talking out of my ass.

    But it's TRUE. But also blowjobs are boring. I stopped taking my new med a few days ago because I started to not feel emotion and also I couldn't cum. I'm better now.

    I just want to tell you that your assumption is correct in my experience. Guys are WAY better at sucking/playing with dicks. I feel like no amount of sex coule ever replace the intimate knowledge of knowing what it feels like to have the same kind of genitals as your partner(s). Straight people are missing out. You don't have to tell a dude how to treat your dick or say what you like, he just knows.
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  20. #60
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ That's what you've been jacking off to lately, too? Nice.

    The stopper is for buoyancy, otherwise the hole made to hollow out the watermelon would fill with sea water.
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