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I hate MOON PERSONs, specifically the type of person who posts on reddit.

  1. #1
    Whenever I visit the front page of reddit, I immediately hate humanity. I fucking hate the "positive" liberal sheep mindset with their stupid fucking jokes and puns and ugh.

    It's all 20 to 25 year olds. I fucking hate them. I know a bunch of them in real life, and I feel like dumping them in a third world country so they can see how the other half live.

    This is the highest voted comic on reddit:



    Fuck everything about that comic. Fuck the sense of humor, and fuck the punchline. "Fully functioning adult! A derp!"

    God fucking damnit.

    I hate them all.
  2. #2
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    I especially hate people who always complain about literally anything they can every chance they get, it's like they can't ever see the good in anything and can't ever shut up about it. You know the type, the "glass half empty" type, the sort of person who hates life and wants everybody to hate their life too. Those people must have brain damage because I don't understand how being a mopey douche bag about everything in life could have ever been an evolutionary advantage. Whenever one of those jackasses opens their mouth and you already know it's just going to be bitching and moaning before they even say a word, I can't help but wish they would just kill themselves already and spare the rest of us from having to listen to their venomous tripe.
  3. #3
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Get better friends.
  4. #4
    yep, that comic pretty much sums up the lot of the reddit faggots
  5. #5
    You are a MOON PERSON you stupid faggot
  6. #6
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    why is a netflix login a prerequisite for a 'functioning adult'
  7. #7
    why is a netflix login a prerequisite for a 'functioning adult'


    Because without it, you only have access to some stupid faggotry like "Hulu and Chill", or "Amazon Prime Instant Video and Chill", or "Piracy and Chill". And at that point you might as well invite a dirty hobo in off the street and let him fuck your women while you watch, because that's how much if a cuck not having Netflix makes you.
  8. #8
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I prefer 'imax and climax', but I'm not allowed into the imax again for a while
  9. #9
    I prefer 'imax and climax', but I'm not allowed into the imax again for a while


    That's a good one, I'm stealing that.
  10. #10
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    As a MOON PERSON, I can say confidently that your perception of redditors is not 100% accurate.
  11. #11
    As a MOON PERSON, I can say confidently that your perception of redditors is not 100% accurate.


    it's mostly accurate
  12. #12
    Because without it, you only have access to some stupid faggotry like "Hulu and Chill", or "Amazon Prime Instant Video and Chill", or "Piracy and Chill". And at that point you might as well invite a dirty hobo in off the street and let him fuck your women while you watch, because that's how much if a cuck not having Netflix makes you.
    Hey, piracy and chill is OK. Sometimes Netflix doesn't have my rape porn, and how else would I watch Would I Lie To You?
  13. #13
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Hey, piracy and chill is OK. Sometimes Netflix doesn't have my rape porn, and how else would I watch Would I Lie To You?

    Would you prefer to be the rapist or the rapee?
  14. #14
    Agreed, reddit is cancer outside of a few good subs
  15. #15
    AFJ Houston
    I only know reddit still exists, because people keep bringing it up.
  16. #16
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Agreed, reddit is cancer outside of a few good subs

    There are many good subs for an enormous variety of interests. People base their perceptions on the most popular subs, which of course are going to have among the lowest quality of people.
  17. #17
    Would you prefer to be the rapist or the rapee?

    Rapeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
  18. #18
    Duke Zion Tuskegee Airman
    I watch DVD's Netflix is for little girls and butt pirates
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