Just a reminder to be careful when telling jokes that may be offensive.

1. 2019-07-14 at 5:50 AM UTC

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   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   A few days ago I was talking to some friends, and friends of those friends, at a bar.
   
   I decided to break the ice with the new friends with a few jokes, most of which went down very well...until I decided to tell a few more offensive ones...and picked the worst possible one to start with.
   
   Here's the joke I told:
   
   "What do you do if you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath?
   
   Throw your washing (laundry if you're American) in."
   
   One of the new friends instantly became enraged and swung for me. When I asked him what the hell his problem was he replied that his younger brother was epileptic and died in the bath many years ago.
   
   Obviously I felt mortified as I didn't know about it, and said "I'm so sorry to hear that. Did he drown?"
   
   "No," replied the guy. "He choked on a sock."
2. 2019-07-14 at 10:07 AM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   🤔🤨
3. 2019-07-14 at 3:28 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Gake and fay.
4. 2019-07-14 at 5:04 PM UTC

   #4
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   This was funnier at 1am
5. 2019-07-14 at 9:51 PM UTC

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   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   Somewhat funny. The way the end is delivered fails.
6. 2019-07-14 at 9:56 PM UTC

   #6
   

   HTS highlight reel