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  1. #1
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Requirements: Over the age of 21 and under 200lbs. Gender does not matter but if you are a man I do request that you shave all body hair. Please respond with a picture of yourself as well as an attached resume.

    Condoms available upon request.
  2. #2
    WellHung Black Hole
    may i please watch and masturbate, from within a shuttered closet?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #3
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    20,000
  4. #4
    WellHung Black Hole
    folks?
  5. #5
    Ghost Black Hole
    If I was in a room alone with you I would murder you
  6. #6
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Ghost If I was in a room alone with you I would murder you

  7. #7
    WellHung Black Hole
    Ghost and GGG tolerate each other, and, occasionaly, interact positively with each other, but, for the most part , they are forum adversaries.
  8. #8
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by WellHung may i please watch and masturbate, from within a shuttered closet?
    Lol
  9. #9
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Please everyone stop pm'ing me i will get to you when i can
  10. #10
    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    You can bang a fleshlight stuck between my upper thighs while I'm bent over for $40, and i'm not shaving anything unless you pay for waxing.
  11. #11
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Needledick Needledick Needledick You can bang a fleshlight stuck between my upper thighs while I'm bent over for $40, and i'm not shaving anything unless you pay for waxing.

    What if I pay for a bag of Glide razors and some shaving cream
  12. #12
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by WellHung may i please watch and masturbate, from within a shuttered closet?

    lol, wellhung is a flabby ripple fetishist


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  13. #13
    Dissociator African Astronaut
    Nah
  14. #14
    Octavian motherfucker
    Tree fiddy
  15. #15
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Weight requirement? Pathetic. Should be a body fat % requirement. Be all you're gonna attract is twinks.
  16. #16
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Weight requirement? Pathetic. Should be a body fat % requirement. Be all you're gonna attract is twinks.

    u get up early For a young party animal. Early morning prayer to ALLAH?๐Ÿ‘
  17. #17
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung u get up early For a young party animal. Early morning prayer to ALLAH?๐Ÿ‘

    It's called being disciplined.
  18. #18
    Technologist victim of incest
    Gullum,
    Please forward all applicants to me so I can decide who really deserves my sonโ€™s love.๐Ÿ˜ƒ
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. #19
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    The mommy persona is cringe as fuck tbh
  20. #20
    Technologist victim of incest
    I donโ€™t care what you think. Itโ€™s all in fun.

    When you post I cringe, but I just leave you alone, so buzz off!
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