We have a moral obligation to stop §m£ÂgØL eating

1. 2019-07-07 at 4:06 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   his way to an early grave
   
   
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2. 2019-07-07 at 4:24 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   To determine the age of §m£ÂgØL, first find its diameter by measuring the circumference of the hipline in inches and then dividing that number by pi. Once you have the §m£ÂgØL's diameter, look up the growth factor for the flabby ripple you're measuring, which is how much width §m£ÂgØL gains annually.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

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3. 2019-07-07 at 4:26 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   18,675,989,724 - surely not?
   
   
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4. 2019-07-07 at 4:26 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   holy shit this is worse than i thought
   
   
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