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Why can't Mal get over Douglas Monks?

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Folks, did this wizard, with his magic wand, cast a spell on her? 👍
  2. #2
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Why can't you faggots stop suckling on Doug's pigcock?
  3. #3
    Ghost Black Hole
    Because she has no life
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Fucking greasy pig fuckers
  5. #5
    Ghost Black Hole
    Weeeeel gonts I'm a real boy
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  6. #6
    There was a young man named Monks
    Who was a bit of a punk
    he had a big dick
    and likes to slam pigs
    And infinityshock was obsessed with his junk.
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  7. #7
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    There was a young man from Nantucket...
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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    More like an old man from Sussex!
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    weeeeel gonts.
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    They're both shitty people lol
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  11. #11
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by GGG They're both shitty people lol

    i'll accept that, she literally bit me the first time we hung out and made me bleed. I just want an apology because I don't like being called a rapeman. I was going to squash the beef with her if she apologized and invite her to the soft open of the new resteraunt I'm working at.
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I went out with a biter once, too. Who does that??
  13. #13
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
  14. #14
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I even had to say, stop biting me! If you bite me one more time I'm going to lose it on you.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    when john carpenter was asking the casting agency for someone to play in the movie he said "I need a baldwin" and the casting company said "which baldwin?" and he said "I don't care just send me a baldwin." So they sent staven balwwin.
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby when john carpenter was asking the casting agency for someone to play in the movie he said "I need a baldwin" and the casting company said "which baldwin?" and he said "I don't care just send me a baldwin." So they sent staven balwwin.

    They all have the vampire look.
  17. #17
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
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    He's a low class weirdo.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Period Blood He's a low class weirdo.

    thats really rich, but I'm still going to see her really soon.
  20. #20
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink


    I feel bad that her mom and dad both died but it shoudln't take it out on me.

    All I want is a call apologizing to me.
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