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Where's Zooks?

  1. #1
    Octavian motherfucker
    He's disappeared. 😦
  2. #2
    Perhaps he fell in love..

    ..or just fell.
  3. #3
    Ghost Black Hole
    He drowned in his apartment
  4. #4
    HTS highlight reel
    After his apartment flooded with shitwater he went to live with his mom while repairs were taking place. He's probably avoiding the site because being at home means he's free of all the toxic bullshit in his real life, and by not coming here he is basically living a life almost completely free of toxic bullshit in general.

    Alternatively he only comes here when drunk and his mom won't let him get drunk.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #5
    Originally posted by HTS because being at home means he's free of all the toxic bullshit in his real life

    Until his moms house floods with shit water too.
  6. #6
    Octavian motherfucker
    Nah he'll still go out and drink regardless. Ah well? As long as he's alive.
  7. #7
    Ghost Black Hole
    He's busy working I think.
  8. #8
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Hope he killed himself like the tryhard ingratiating faggot he is
  9. #9
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    ^rude!

    I hope he killed himself like the tryhard ingratiating faggot he is
  10. #10
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I was seriously just now considering making this thread

    did he take a break to get his life on track, or did he get sucked further into that pit of degeneracy and end up in prison?
  11. #11
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Honestly after he showed up he seemed to be losing control a bit and i feel like him being with us was part of it somehow.
  12. #12
    Octavian motherfucker
    Yeah I was a massive coke head cause of a site full of degenerates.

  13. #13
    blaster master victim of incest
  14. #14
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by blaster master I'm not a coke head, I don't really like doing the shit, I just like how it smells.

    Want some more Co with that caine?
  15. #15
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    He's buried with the others under the apple tree.
  16. #16
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Who knows what 4 hydrogens and one oxygen make without looking it up
  17. #17
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ Who knows what 4 hydrogens and one oxygen make without looking it up

    Hydrogen hydrate.
  18. #18
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Hydrogen hydrate.

    Why did you ignore my PM?

    You don't scare me, Sir.
  19. #19
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Hydrogen hydrate.

    No.
  20. #20
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ No.

    Yes, it is. It's molecular hydrogen hydrate. H4O.
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