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taking a dump

  1. #1
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    and it stands up like a telephone pole and scrapes ur balls when it breaks off.

    very disturbing
  2. #2
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    'taking a dump' sounds like wrong phrasing

    like you're picking one up and putting it inside of you
  3. #3
    lol that's never happened to me
  4. #4
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I can't imagine how it'd touch your balls unless you were standing up, legs straight bent over, like trying to make a distance shot
  5. #5
    Technologist victim of incest
    *distance shot*
    😂😂
  6. #6
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    do you know how to fell a tree? me neither thats why sometimes it falls where i dont want
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. #7
    Originally posted by A College Professor do you know how to fell a tree? me neither thats why sometimes it falls where i dont want

    i believe it was the buddha who originally said that
  8. #8
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by aldra I can't imagine how it'd touch your balls unless you were standing up, legs straight bent over, like trying to make a distance shot

    how could you have your legs straight yet also be bent over? sounds fishy
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