Explaining the internet to an 80 year old

1. 2019-06-21 at 2:59 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Is like explaining an acid trip to someone who never did drugs.
   They just don't get it.
2. 2019-06-21 at 3:38 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   Old folks? Home
3. 2019-06-21 at 3:40 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Just tell them it's like a telephone in text form except everybody can see/hear each others' conversations
4. 2019-06-21 at 4:17 AM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   its like a coffee shop in your devices.
5. 2019-06-21 at 4:19 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   you can press a few buttons to see a woman put a live eel in her vagina and masturbate herself while it wiggles around inside her
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • aldra, 
   • A College Professor
6. 2019-06-21 at 4:29 AM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   you can get that in a cofffee shop.
7. 2019-06-21 at 1:13 PM UTC

   #7
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Lol
8. 2019-06-22 at 8:34 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Ghost you can press a few buttons to see a woman put a live eel in her vagina and masturbate herself while it wiggles around inside her

   
   a machine that turns you into a sexual deviant