My liver

1. 2019-06-21 at 2:23 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   My liver should be cloned and disbursed throughout humanity.
   I did two tests one was a ultrasound of my guts and then I did a vibroscan.
   Passed both,both techs said I was good.
   I celebrated by buying a fith of vodka and six pack.
   Even though my enzymes are elevated fuck it I'm getting FUCKED UP!
2. 2019-06-21 at 2:36 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   How does it handle fluoroethanol
3. 2019-06-21 at 2:41 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I don't drink that shit man.
   https://pubchem.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/compound/2-Fluoroethanol
4. 2019-06-21 at 2:42 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Beer and vodka YAA
5. 2019-06-21 at 2:45 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   Some people are sensitive to toxic chemicals.. others can have 'fatal' exposures and be totally fine.
6. 2019-06-21 at 2:47 AM UTC

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   Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
   drink moonshine instead. you'll feel really groovy in no time
7. 2019-06-21 at 4:28 AM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   op evolved from the lineage of rats.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • AngryOnion
8. 2019-07-02 at 2:07 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Maybe I did!!
   https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1002/mc.2940010307
9. 2019-07-02 at 5:05 AM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by AngryOnion Maybe I did!!
   https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1002/mc.2940010307

   
   that was deep.
   
   i had to dicktionary like 7 out of every 10 words in there.
10. 2019-07-02 at 5:34 AM UTC

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    The liver should be able to be turned off, if you could you could stay drunk for days.
11. 2019-07-02 at 10:59 AM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest
    Luv your liver!❤️
12. 2019-07-02 at 11:03 AM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    And onions