Jackin off right before taking a piss test.

1. 2016-11-02 at 4:43 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Would they be able to tell there's semen in your piss?
2. 2016-11-02 at 4:49 AM UTC

   #2
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   fuck, how funny would it be to be forced into a piss test
   
   jerk off into the vial
   
   "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS"
   
   "it's piss"
3. 2016-11-02 at 6:16 AM UTC

   #3
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   fuck, how funny would it be to be forced into a piss test
   
   jerk off into the vial
   
   "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS"
   
   "it's piss"

   
   
   "I used to dehydrate as a kid. One time it got so bad my piss came out like snot. I'm not kidding, it was all thick and gooey."
4. 2016-11-02 at 7:11 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   My penis is possessed by a demon! It's rising up on its own and vomiting up this white goo! Someone needs to beat the devil out of it ASAP!
5. 2016-11-02 at 7:37 AM UTC

   #5
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   ^ Go to a nurse and tell her you're suffering from severe penile swelling with viscous white discharge.
6. 2016-11-02 at 1:11 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   "we need a urine sample"
   
   Proceed to shit in a jar and claim ignorance of scientific terms like "urine"
7. 2016-11-02 at 6:08 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Or whack your dick out and piss in their mouth and tell them you've given a sample
8. 2016-11-02 at 6:24 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   RIP UR DICK OFF AND FILL THE JAR WITH BLOOD!
9. 2016-11-02 at 7:15 PM UTC

   #9
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   "we need a urine sample"
   
   Proceed to shit in a jar and claim ignorance of scientific terms like "urine"

   
   
   "I'm not entirely sure how this happened."
10. 2016-11-03 at 12:32 PM UTC

    #10
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I've actually wondered about this. I'm on probation and sometimes and subject to piss test, I drink a gallon of water like 3-4 hours before going in to pass the test, and I've wondered if I jack off and some semen gets into the cup if that semen will contrain enough thc metabs to make me fail. So far so good, knock on wood... *knocks on laptop*
11. 2016-11-03 at 1:08 PM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    just dump some sodium hydroxide in there.