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I cant masturbate in the hotel bathroom

  1. #1
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Because I know my parents are on the other side of the wall..but I still want a victory jack for squeezing this pimple.
  2. #2
    WellHung Black Hole
    lolol
  3. #3
    HikikomoriYume0 African Astronaut
    I masturbated in the car

    OP is a fag
  4. #4
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by HikikomoriYume0 I masturbated in the car

    OP is a fag

    Get Out.
  5. #5
    HikikomoriYume0 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mashlehash Get Out.

    no
  6. #6
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by HikikomoriYume0 no

    Get Out.
  7. #7
    HikikomoriYume0 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mashlehash Get Out.

    no
  8. #8
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by HikikomoriYume0 no

    Get Out.
  9. #9
    HikikomoriYume0 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mashlehash Get Out.

    no
  10. #10
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Masturbated.
  11. #11
    HikikomoriYume0 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mashlehash Masturbated.

    You should stop being a fag and ask your parents to jerk you off
  12. #12
    Technologist victim of incest
    First this:

    Originally posted by HikikomoriYume0 I masturbated in the car

    OP is a fag


    We know Hukimoron lived in a car with his mom.


    Then this:






    Originally posted by HikikomoriYume0 You should stop being a fag and ask your parents to jerk you off


    So how was it?
  13. #13
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Technologist We know Hukimoron lived in a car with his mom.

    We know she drove him back from Cali. Does that mean that his car broke or something?
  14. #14
    Technologist victim of incest
    No, it means she got sick of watching him jerk off in the car. Ewww.
  15. #15
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I sat on the toilet for like fifteen minutes menially strengthening my rod, until I got to the point that I gave up.


    I just wanted to cum, shit.
  16. #16
    HikikomoriYume0 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mashlehash I sat on the toilet for like fifteen minutes menially strengthening my rod, until I got to the point that I gave up.


    I just wanted to cum, shit.

    Sucks to be you, I just had the most amazing shit of the past several months.
  17. #17
    HikikomoriYume0 African Astronaut
    oh you were talking about masturbation

    go to idol.sankakucomplex.com and search for "webm", problem solved.
  18. #18
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by HikikomoriYume0 oh you were talking about masturbation

    go to idol.sankakucomplex.com and search for "webm", problem solved.

    Lol I actually went there...and flinged my cum into the sink...no less than 30 seconds ago.
  19. #19
    HikikomoriYume0 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mashlehash Lol I actually went there…and flinged my cum into the sink…no less than 30 seconds ago.

    You go to sankakucomplex?
    What did you jerk off to?
  20. #20
    HikikomoriYume0 African Astronaut
    It is the best place for pics and webms, saves me the trouble of having to find all of that on my own.
    I don't go anywhere else, except for pornhub once in a blue moon (sometimes motherless for incest stuff).
    I really need to get around to building my own collection though so I don't have to keep going to these sites.
    I used to have a really great porn collection.
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