I moved into this house in February and have met my neighbor in passing while coming home from work. He appears Italian to me, kind of like a "Yo Tony! Whas a matter for you uh?" kind of guy. He is cool. So last night I noticed it kind of looked like he and his girlfriend were setting up for what looked like a party in his backyard. I got up this morning and there was balloons and all kinds of decorations put up, I thought it was a childs birthday or something. He knocked on my door around lunch time and invited me over for hamburgers and hotdogs and beer. He said they were going to paint rocks, WTF? That's what I was thinking. I was like FUCK! Wish I had never answered the door. I felt obligated now so I went over and drank his beer and ate his food. I guess this painting rocks is a thing, there is even a Facebook group thing about it. They go about town placing these rocks all over and if you find one you take a selfie with the rock and post it. I painted a rock and put NIS on it. They never asked about it. I guess I am glad "Tony" is into rocks instead of being in the mob.
