2019-06-14 at 9:03 PM UTC
One of my exs had an butt cancer scare, and tested positive for HPV, but didn't have butt cancer. She was older, had loads of unprotected sex, including anal sex, back in the day when with antibiotics and all it was regarded as safe.
When I got back from Kenya, where I slept in beds and banged a hooker (I think the beds did it tho) I had an itchy crotch, and did a bunch of STD tests, and showed clean. I assume it was a fungal thing, as the itch responded readily to miconazole, and went away after a few months. There is no free/public test for HPV for men in Ireland. I think it's a more complex thing to diagnose. Nor is there for fungal things, which tend to be complex, disregarded, and considered to be minor.