2019-06-04 at 6:57 PM UTC
STER0S
Space Nigga
[the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
ya'll niggaz ain't even knowin' how good that shit felt -- whoo, god damn.
2019-06-04 at 11:25 PM UTC
Do you mind if I rape your sister with a vacuum cleaner?
2019-06-04 at 11:42 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
lemme just tell ya bout the dump I took today,,
coulda shit before work but procrastinated to long and found myself climbing a ladder thinkin dang I shoulda shat before starting,,
so anyways I powered through and painted for 6 hrs, then took lunch and headed for a nice bathroom in some apartments I'm painting,, low n behold My shit paper was still there,, good times,, so I sat down and knew it was a pusher,, meanin ya better not stop pushing till the evn of the turd or it was gonna break off and take a shitload of paper to clean up the broken turn hanging outa whoevers asshole.
so back to the story,
So I started pushin and that turd came at a trot,, no it was a canter,, it was movin on out and I could tell it was coming to the end of the mane turd,, I was right it was a natural turd end,, 2 seconds later here comes another,, it was a pretty righteous turd all on its own,, followed up by a kurblunker but it didnt kurblunk cuz when I turned around to see the masterpiece the kurplunker was perched about half way on the original turd that had almost made a perfect circle.
I felt pretty good after that.
