My dick is shriveled up, how can I make it more..."flaccid".

1. 2016-09-30 at 4:57 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Its getting to be a bother when I gotta take a piss. Any tips/tricks to make my dick bigger?
2. 2016-09-30 at 5 AM UTC

   #2
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   
3. 2016-09-30 at 5 AM UTC

   #3
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Try hanging some weights on it.
4. 2016-09-30 at 12:07 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I did meth once and my penis went inside out
5. 2016-10-02 at 2:19 PM UTC

   #5
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   1. insert butt plug
   2. fasten, short, thick elastic band to dick and butt plug
   3. setup should remain for one year (can be worn in showers)