I actually skinned the shit it out of it but didnt wanna take anything away from your story. I also dont remember doing it so I couldn't add more if I wanted to. Tee hee!!
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How did you fall on your FACE anyway? I have dozens of elbow, knees and body mishaps but I don't think I ever wiped out directly on my face. Other than the time I bashed my face into my windshield when I smashed into an electric pole but obviously that doeant count because I didnt FALL.
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How did you fall on your FACE anyway? I have dozens of elbow, knees and body mishaps but I don't think I ever wiped out directly on my face. Other than the time I bashed my face into my windshield when I smashed into an electric pole but obviously that doeant count because I didnt FALL.
i was rushing to my first day at voodoo donuts and I got off the bus and the other street was blocked so I ran across the st and jumped through some construction shit thinking I could do it and I just ate it really hard I jumped over a barrier and I didn't land so well. Idk its kind of a blur but all I remember was a pool of blood pouring out of my face and I was like "this is fucking bullshit, it happend again" or something like that. A bunch of people corroled me but didnt want to touch me. so I just gave up and waited for the ems to get there.
It was really fucked up. I know I'm an idiot but I was in a hurry. I have had multiple car recks and nothing like this has ever happened to me. right before I landed I yelled "pig fuckers"
MY WHOLE BODY feels jacked up. I think I have been cursed/hexed.
even my cat is like "derpadew?! daddy?!" and petting me.
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HAHA. I love it. I can picture myself doing it. Just another "wtf just happened/is happening "moment in me loife. Good times. Fuck em
its hilarious now that i replay it, but it was pretty damn not good at the time.
got a cuncusion they said but I walked all the way back home and to get a brew. it was reall fucked up but It needed to happen.
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I woke up in a hospital bed once with no clue, turns out I just got knocked the fuck out by some dude at a bar because I was hitting on his gf.
Woke up, got out of hospital bed, signed myself out, walked home like 2 miles and started it all over again.
DAMN NOT GOOD!
yeah but it happens. I've almost used up all my nine lives.
My mom and dad called me screaming at me asking what is wrong with me. they came into town 3 days ago and I told them I was busy, they are kinda pissed.
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Well next time you're late you can just use that as an excuse– "see what happens when I try to be on time??"
yeah its not worth it but I really was trying to be that jonny on the spot for this job.
in a way I think this was for the best, when I walked home I saw all these gonts crash their scooters and bikes lol and people would hand me cigs while i was just walking down the st.
You were REALLY trying to be Johnny on the spot for your new jarb hence you being so close to being late for it you had to do construction site obstacle course? Lol
I mean cmon if you really gave a shit you would've been early to begin with and none of this would've happened.
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You were REALLY trying to be Johnny on the spot for your new jarb hence you being so close to being late for it you had to do construction site obstacle course? Lol
I mean cmon if you really gave a shit you would've been early to begin with and none of this would've happened.
yeah i get it. im a dumbass at least im still in one piece and my sweet kitty kat is holding me, i having nothing but him. I realized today that you only have sertiain people or things in your life and it could end at anytime. My heart has always swelled but it does even more than now.
