2019-06-03 at 11:13 AM UTC
References?
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
2019-06-03 at 11:19 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Interviewer: "Are you aware that the 'recruiter' you were chatting with online was really a 14 year old girl?"
Applicant: "Woah, wait... What?"
Interviewer: *looks at printed chat transcript* "You said you wanted to streamline her operations."
Applicant: "Well, yeah, but..."
Interviewer: "And you mentioned that you are really great at overcoming barriers and achieving precisely what you want?"
Applicant: "Yes, I mean, those are true statements about me if taken under the right context..."
Interviewer: "You ended the conversation by saying that you looked forward to showing her exactly what you're made of."
Applicant: *silent*
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