You ever contemplating a bitch and bout to drunk text her...

1. 2019-05-29 at 5:13 AM UTC

   #1
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   How do you keep yourself form doing it?
   
   I got this chick up the street I slept with a few times...
   
   She had this body that just... She might be in her 40's, but she got the body maintenance shit down fucking pat.
2. 2019-05-29 at 5:14 AM UTC

   #2
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I been thinking about her for like a straight week.
   
   I want to bend her over and slide my cock into her puss.
   
   But I'm too much of a pussy apparantly.
3. 2019-05-29 at 5:16 AM UTC

   #3
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   How ironic... Too pussy to get pussy.
   
   Shakespeare could write entire fucking sonnets on that shit.
4. 2019-05-29 at 5:26 AM UTC

   #4
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   You give me your number, I call you up.
   
   You act like your pussy don't interrupt.
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   • Sudo
5. 2019-05-29 at 5:33 AM UTC

   #5
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   she told me she wants you to call
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   • gadzooks, 
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6. 2019-05-29 at 5:34 AM UTC

   #6
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I sometimes wonder if being an absolute dickwad night actually improve my chances.
   
   Like if I texted her something like: "Yo bitch, I got a boner that needs sucking. Come over and handle that shit."
   
   Like, I swear... Some dudes actually pull shit like that off.
   
   Life just ain't fair.
7. 2019-05-29 at 5:36 AM UTC

   #7
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Sudo she told me she wants you to call

   
   I'm too lazy. I done hit a point where I wouldn't get up and leave even for sex.
   
   Imma pass the fuck out most likely.
   
   Depressing as shit, not gonna lie. But such is life.
8. 2019-05-29 at 5:36 AM UTC

   #8
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by gadzooks I sometimes wonder if being an absolute dickwad night actually improve my chances.
   
   Like if I texted her something like: "Yo bitch, I got a boner that needs sucking. Come over and handle that shit."
   
   Like, I swear… Some dudes actually pull shit like that off.
   
   Life just ain't fair.

   
   If you text her out of the blue "what you thinking about?" it's better than "wyd"
9. 2019-05-29 at 6:09 AM UTC

   #9
   

   Tesla Coil Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by gadzooks How do you keep yourself form doing it?
   
   I got this chick up the street I slept with a few times…
   
   She had this body that just… She might be in her 40's, but she got the body maintenance shit down fucking pat.

   
   where does she live
   what city.
10. 2019-05-29 at 6:15 AM UTC

    #10
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by gadzooks How do you keep yourself form doing it?

    
    
    

    Originally posted by gadzooks She might be in her 40's

    
    That's how.
11. 2019-05-29 at 6:21 AM UTC

    #11
    

    Tesla Coil Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Octavian That's how.

    
    afraid of the 'bit to high on the odomometer' there, Oct?
12. 2019-05-29 at 6:21 AM UTC

    #12
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    Don't forget the dick pic. No regrets. She ain't wife material if she gets offended at drunk dick pictures at 2 in the morning
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