Everyone should use Sqlite

1. 2019-05-29 at 4:21 AM UTC

   #1
   filtration African Astronaut
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2. 2019-05-29 at 5:39 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   >not subscribing to a database-as-a-service provider
   
   Do you even cloud?
3. 2019-05-29 at 5:49 AM UTC

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   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I'll guess the fuck out of every fucking one of your tables you fucking pleb
   
   jk I really don't know how it works but it's probably not secure if it's so portable
4. 2019-05-29 at 6:02 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Neo4j for the win. Graph databases are the future.
5. 2019-05-29 at 6:05 AM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   just hire someone from mechanicaltwerk or fiver and pay them a doler and hour to record and look stuff up from paper records this is actually secure and epic
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   • Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
6. 2019-05-29 at 6:43 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   use case is completely different to full-blown database though
   
   good luck not eating shit when it starts getting hundreds of concurrent reads/writes
7. 2019-05-29 at 3:27 PM UTC

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   filtration African Astronaut
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