Whats the most random/funny song you heard in a store?

1. 2016-08-06 at 10:05 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
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2. 2016-08-07 at 2:38 AM UTC

   #2
   hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
   Peanutbutter jelly time at the Walmart store I worked at for nearly 3 years. It came on the same time every single night I worked. It was awful- it made me want to kill my coworkers and customers so I started taking my lunch breaks to avoid the song induced psychosis it created in me. It was funny at first... But its one of the reasons I ended up quiting.
3. 2016-08-08 at 4:03 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   RICH BITCH by some british girl. look it up its lulzy