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I have a bachelor's degree in psychology from the University of Illinois at Urbana -Champaign...

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    WellHung Black Hole
    Folks, I'm overeducated and underemployed.πŸ‘β€
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    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    well i have a shaolin masters'in lurkin, creepin, and going just straight and even sideways up your asshole ramrod with a great white shark as my bestie
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    Jesus Christ Tuskegee Airman
    Psychoanalyze me
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Do you really?

    I majored in psychology too.

    Was on the grad school track (working in a research lab, near perfect GPA, doing an honours thesis, etc)...

    But then heroin addiction set in and I had to bail on just about everything.

    I still graduated in time, and with only a minor drop in my GPA at the end, but was not at all ready for grad school.

    When I got clean, I went a whole other direction and started teaching myself programming.
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    You also have the heart of a lion OP.
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by WellHung Folks, I'm overeducated and underemployed.πŸ‘β€

    And I'm overworked and undersexed.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee undersexed.

    There's an easy fix for that.

    I've got the remedy right here in my pants.

    ...

    *checks pockets*

    Here it is... A business card for a male escort service.
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    Originally posted by tee hee hee And I'm overweight and oversized.


    Yup
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by gadzooks There's an easy fix for that.

    I've got the remedy right here in my pants.



    *checks pockets*

    Here it is… A business card for a male escort service.

    What are your prices ooc?
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee What are your prices ooc?

    My prices?

    I charge on a sliding scale.

    The amount I charge is inversely proportional to where someone stands on the standard Metric 1-10 looks scale.

    When approaching a 10 rating, I'm a lot more inclined to do pro bono work.
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    In other words teehee, more than you can afford.
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by gadzooks My prices?

    I charge on a sliding scale.

    The amount I charge is inversely proportional to where someone stands on the standard Metric 1-10 looks scale.

    When approaching a 10 rating, I'm a lot more inclined to do pro bono work.

    Lol u r so cuteπŸ˜†
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson In other words teehee, more than you can afford.

    Stay out of this smh
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    Triggered
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You also have the heart of a lion OP.

    thanks, Dad.πŸ‘
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by gadzooks Do you really?

    I majored in psychology too.

    Was on the grad school track (working in a research lab, near perfect GPA, doing an honours thesis, etc)…

    But then heroin addiction set in and I had to bail on just about everything.

    I still graduated in time, and with only a minor drop in my GPA at the end, but was not at all ready for grad school.

    When I got clean, I went a whole other direction and started teaching myself programming.

    Yes sir. I admire ur resiliency. I know from posting with you how much you have to offer the world...ur very gifted.πŸ‘
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by tee hee hee And I'm overworked and undersexed.

    You have a beautiful personality. I sure hope the right one comes along for you eventually.πŸ‘
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    A degree in psychology enables you to gain a deep insight into why employers won't hire you.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country A degree in psychology enables you to gain a deep insight into why employers won't hire you.

    Absolutely. At least if I have the knowledge why, I have the ability to fix the problem(s).
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jesus Christ Psychoanalyze me

    Intelligent, passionate, analytical, eccentric, polarizing, disenfranchised with society. You are extremely caring to those u love, but u are very intolerant of People and things you don't approve of...You come from humble roots, But you want all the things that your small town is unable to offer. You are a loner, you have trouble making connections with ordinary people. However, When you do make connections with people, they are very strong and intense. You get lots of ideas about how you should proceed with your life... but you have trouble deciding on something, and rolling with it. You are more of an introvert than an extrovert. You will have trouble for a while finding your niche ...but, once you do, and you mature in that role ,you will thrive in it. Your best days are certainly ahead of you. Your internal strength, fortitude, and Stubborn obstinance to bend to the will of others, and society, is your greatest asset. You would benefit from vigorous regular exercise which would help tire out your excess energy, and help you to focus and calm the storm upstairs. If you can manage that, along with getting properly medicated, You will dominate life and thrive in whatever you choose to do. With maturation will come humility. You have huge potential for greatness, But an equally huge potential for personal suffering and professional stagnation, If you do not begin taking steps toward self actualization. Best of luck to you, Jesus. I'm rooting for you, underdog. Go seize ur future, young man.πŸ‘
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