Just pissed out my ass

1. 2019-05-23 at 3:01 AM UTC

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   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   Thanks for attending my TED Talk.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Bueno
2. 2019-05-23 at 3:30 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Why didn't you save it?
3. 2019-05-23 at 3:32 AM UTC

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   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mashlehash Why didn't you save it?

   
   I had a royal flush.
4. 2019-05-23 at 3:37 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Sounds like your MOTHER'S PERIOD.
5. 2019-05-23 at 4:24 AM UTC

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   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   a lot better than half the ted talks ive heard tbh