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Mouse has somehow got in my room through my window... Can't find it, how the fuck do I lure it out and kill it?

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    filtration African Astronaut
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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Borrow your neighbors cat. Then when he kills it, clean your fucking room! Get the cheetoes and cracker crumbs off the floor. Return the cat.
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    filtration African Astronaut
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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    The nigga mouse found something attractive in your room, it's usually food. Move the bed and you will find that bologna sandwich you thought you ate.
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    filtration African Astronaut
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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    I don't worry much about a mouse, I would hunt it down and get rid of it. Now a RAT? Fuck that!
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    filtration African Astronaut
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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Go find it quick! They shit like every foot they travel. Follow the shit.
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    snab_snib African Astronaut
    shotgun. volume of fire. searching fire patterns. fire superiority. also possibly, just fire.
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    filtration African Astronaut
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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by filtration Thing is, I can't find any shit, I saw it twice, but my dad thinks I'm seeing things (I do see things, but only when I wake up from a sleep), it dissapeared, I have looked all over my room, under cupboards and shit, but can't find it. Should I put a piece of cheese in the middle of my room?

    Only if you are prepared to watch it silently and motionless if and when it goes for it.
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    filtration African Astronaut
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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Did the neighbor decline letting you use their cat?
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    filtration African Astronaut
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    Octavian motherfucker
    Enjoy your Weil's disease.
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