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Whoever tricked women into believing they need make-up to be physically attractive is the most successful con artist of all time...

  1. #21
    Originally posted by Thotgirl I love foundation in a can makes it all so easy

    It fucks up the passenger seat in your car though and gets fucking everywhere......I renamed her car seat "George Hamilton".

  2. #22
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Not "Donald Trump"?
  3. #23
    Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It fucks up the passenger seat in your car though and gets fucking everywhere……I renamed her car seat "George Hamilton".



    Key is do it after the shower when primer is set step in shower spray. Then you can rinse off if you spray other than face.
  4. #24
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    not a fan of a bunch of makeup,especially foundation.

    If she’s that ugly,I’ll pass
  5. #25
  6. #26
    Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Archer513 not a fan of a bunch of makeup,especially foundation.

    If she’s that ugly,I’ll pass

    Bb cream is sheer
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  7. #27
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    some women need it lol. and women tricked themselves into it. that or homos its kinda like what came first the egg or the chicken?
  8. #28
    Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby some women need it lol. and women tricked themselves into it. that or homos its kinda like what came first the egg or the chicken?

    James charles is a pretentious faggot
  9. #29
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Thotgirl James charles is a pretentious faggot

    dont know who that is but i;ll take your word for it..
  10. #30
    Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby dont know who that is but i;ll take your word for it..

    "Make up artist" on youtube
  11. #31
    He’s aight.
  12. #32
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Thotgirl "Make up artist" on youtube

    oh i typically don't watch those things, i just watched one w my ex gf. I didn't like her makeup because it made her look not real like almost like a boy george girl. I like makeup on girls.. one of my whores on this site while i was sick got dolled up for me because I asked her to look like a french whore. And she did a good job, it wasn't too much.
  13. #33
    Originally posted by Archer513 not a fan of a bunch of makeup,especially foundation.

    If she’s that ugly,I’ll pass

    That's why you have them get up 30 mins before you do.
  14. #34
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    There is a shelf life on makeup

    Nothing worse than some wrinkled old lady all made up with the lipstick crawling up her crevice sized wrinkles.

    Old broads like that blue eye shadow too.

    Ugh. Stay out of the sun ladies.
  15. #35
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol. 😂
  16. #36
    Originally posted by Archer513 There is a shelf life on makeup

    Nothing worse than some wrinkled old lady all made up with the lipstick crawling up her crevice sized wrinkles.

    Old broads like that blue eye shadow too.

    Ugh. Stay out of the sun ladies.

    You must frequent the same type of bars as me.

    ETA: and yes there is something worse, those same broads WITHOUT their makeup.
  17. #37
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
  18. #38
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You must frequent the same type of bars as me.

    ETA: and yes there is something worse, those same broads WITHOUT their makeup.

    Cvs around 10 am

    All the 80 year old broads picking up their depends and hard peppermint candy,looking like bozo the clown.

    Had one of those that lived across the hall from me at my first apartment That would get wine drunk and catch me coming home and ask me to change a light bulb...in a see through nighty.

    My buddies said I should bang her for the story
  19. #39
    One of the reasons I gave up drinking...2am would roll around and I'd be sitting next to 80s era Cindy Crawford.
  20. #40
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by -mal- He’s aight.

    Your make up was pretty on point back in the day, can we get a newer picture to see how it looks now?
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