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Converting people in poor countries to Trianglism

  1. #1
    Ghost Black Hole
    Hello my brothers and sisters. I just awoke from a dream where I was walking through a slums in Bombay and all the children and hungry beggars were following me around the slum because I was giving out Triangle shaped candies laced with LSD.



    I would very much like to make this a reality but I am simply a poor and humble mendicant.

    We are the only ones who can support our church, dear sirs. We were wondering if you could change the lives of everyone in the church and help us buy a property in India? Because we are Trianglists without a Temple, we have a difficult time making donation. We are happy church, but we are also very poor.

    A temple like this could give our church a much better life, not just for today or tomorrow but for a very long time. I found a cheap property in New Delhi for only 280,000 INR. Please we do not ask for money or food we only need this property to make a better life for our church so we can have international missions and preach to the poor in the slums.

    Please consider helping changing our lives forever.

    https://www.magicbricks.com/propertyDetails/48-Sq-ft-Commercial-Shop-FOR-Sale-Dilshad-Garden-in-New-Delhi&id=4d423332393230343337

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. #2
    Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Start a go fund me
  3. #3
    I'll convert and donate, I'm already doing the trianglism rite of passage

    Now that's a good idea. All you that sent me PayPal addresses, start a gofundne

    PayPal has blocked me
  4. #4
    Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by JĎ…icebox I'll convert and donate, I'm already doing the trianglism rite of passage

    Now that's a good idea. All you that sent me PayPal addresses, start a gofundne

    PayPal has blocked me

    Well I'm pastafarian
  5. #5
    Ghost Black Hole
    I need like $2

    Today I shall go to the mall and wear my religious garb
  6. #6
    Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost I need like $2

    Today I shall go to the mall and wear my religious garb

    Aren't you concerned your gonna be mistaken for the illuminati? They had the triangle thing going b4 you...
  7. #7
    Ghost Black Hole
    Trianglism has existed before humans ever did.

  8. #8
    Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost Trianglism has existed before humans ever did.


    I think I I need to be stoned for this..
  9. #9
    Ghost Black Hole
    Think about it, why would they build pyramids for no reason? Every human society since the begining of time has built Triangular monuments

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