Weeeel pig fuckers

1. 2019-05-20 at 3:53 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   I was out of commission for almost 3 weeks, got fired from my job but I'm almost healed. I broke my color bone, my cheek bone, my brow bone and the doctor told me not to sneeze or snort as i have sinus disease and it will go to my eye like it did when i was a baby. But I feel a lot better now, I've been sleeping on the floor and its helped my back.
   
   Any of you pig fuckers ever had an accident before? I don't completely remember what happened but my brain shut off right as I was flying in the air screaming pig fuckers. thank god, I'd hate to see what actually happened. im probably going to forever have a derpadew eye.
   
   
   
   
2. 2019-05-20 at 3:56 AM UTC

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   Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby Any of you pig fuckers ever had an accident before?

   
   wat happen? Never really had an accident like falling down some stairs or similar
   
   some at chick tripped me during gym in liek grade 8 and i fell on my side and broke my collar bone, was the lamest wa to break something tbh.
3. 2019-05-20 at 4:01 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Nil wat happen? Never really had an accident like falling down some stairs or similar
   
   some at chick tripped me during gym in liek grade 8 and i fell on my side and broke my collar bone, was the lamest wa to break something tbh.

   
   I got into a cycling accident on a busy street and dodged a car, i woke up with 2 lesbos telling me to lay down and i just walked back to work to wash my face off and the cops and paramedics forced me to go to the hospital i didnt think it was that bad.
   
   its funny things your brain will do when in pain. you know what they say.. trauma is sexy. i haven't had sex in 2 weeks because i've been so hurt.
4. 2019-05-20 at 4:03 AM UTC

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   Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby I got into a cycling accident on a busy street and dodged a car, i woke up with 2 lesbos telling me to lay down and i just walked back to work to wash my face off and the cops and paramedics forced me to go to the hospital i didnt think it was that bad.

   
   lol what did you dodge into a another car??
5. 2019-05-20 at 4:10 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Nil lol what did you dodge into a another car??

   
   man to tell you the truth im not really sure what happened because my brain shut down from the pain. I think i tried to jump a curb to get out of the way. I dunno maybe those 2 lesbos that i woke up to are the ones that hit me, i just walked off and went to work and messaged chzbgrz to see me at the hospital and they gave me 2 shots of morphine and I was pretty loopy it sucked pretty bad.
   
   my right eye is so out of wack whenever i wake up its tearing and full of goop, its always been a derp eye since i had surgery on it when i was four and then got a black eye at my probation officers office a couple years ago
   
   I wasn't even drunk i just hit my boss's vape pen and went on break because I was kinda pissed off and wanted a kombucha.
   
   everyone is calling me crazy and to be more careful which i already know. it was a total accident.