Fuck you, girl. You're still kinda cool, though.

1. 2016-07-16 at 4:45 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Ok so today this 19 year old cutie I work with comes up to me and tells me how cool I am (paraphrased), then she asks me if she can touch my beard and fondles it. I'm already fucking her in my mind. Easiest score ever. Then she tells me that her Phillipino boyfriend can't grow a beard and it looks all fuzzy and shit.
   
   Why are you even talking to me? Why?
   
   Can't you, like, maybe not ruin my life for no reason you dumb whores? What the fuck...
   
   
2. 2016-07-16 at 4:51 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I haven't decided how to treat her from now on. Treating her badly would be normal, right? She teases me, I try to ignore her etc. but maybe I'll be really pushy and try to become bffs and drive her nuts that way.
   
   I hate being forced to being passive aggressive but you just can't slap the shit out of a bitch anymore like you used to.
3. 2016-07-16 at 5:04 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   These read like posts I would make.
   
   So I'm just going to give you the advice that I'd want someone to give me. The brutal truth.
   
   here's what you do:
   
   nothing. Do nothing. Who cares, give up hope, she isn't gonna fuck you. The whole beard fondling thing and comparing you to her boyfriend meant absolutely nothing.
   
   By nothing I mean leave it to the most basic of small talk, like "hey how are you" and "how's your day been?". Because literally doing nothing would be SOMETHING, like you said -- passive aggressiveness.
4. 2016-07-16 at 5:05 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I know what'll happen, too. You'll hope that minimal small talk will evolve into her just flat out asking you, "wanna date?" or "wanna fuck?" but that won't happen.
   
   the small talk is all it'll be. So get anything else out of your mind right now.
5. 2016-07-16 at 5:07 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
6. 2016-07-16 at 5:11 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm obviously projecting like fucking crazy though. Don't listen to me.
7. 2016-07-16 at 5:13 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Go fuck yourself, ok? Haha...
   
   Yea..... *sigh*
8. 2016-07-16 at 5:15 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I could still murder raper her. At least that's what I'm gonna fap to for the next two weeks.
9. 2016-07-16 at 5:29 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You should have said "I guess that's why they call them BOYfriends, if you want a real man in your life gimme a call" and then you give her your number.
   
   
   
10. 2016-07-16 at 5:30 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    someone said something similar to armsmerchant once, but he replied, "nah I'll stay with the girl."
11. 2016-07-16 at 5:56 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    You should have said "I guess that's why they call them BOYfriends, if you want a real man in your life gimme a call" and then you give her your number.

    Yea, that would've been cool. That's not how I roll, though. She's already dead to me in that regard. Would you want a girlfriend that touches other dudes?
12. 2016-07-16 at 6:31 PM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Yea, that would've been cool. That's not how I roll, though. She's already dead to me in that regard. Would you want a girlfriend that touches other dudes?

    
    Because I just assume every female is a whore, unless you treat them like shit they will cheat on you. Pinoy Boys are effeminate and weak, thats why she grabs at the white man.
    
    Was she white or pinoy?. White men are more desirable than their own kind in their culture and Pinoy girls are massive sluts for white dick.
13. 2016-07-16 at 6:34 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    what the fuck does pinoy mean
    
    never heard that term in my life
14. 2016-07-16 at 6:42 PM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Phillipino. Pino = pinoy . Filipino, nuke that entire island just because its spelt so retarded, fuck their entire culture.
    
    Except the females.