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Austin Texas looks like a wonderful city to live, folks

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    Ghost Black Hole
    If I was a single roaming man I would cross the border illegally like a Mexican and live in Austin, Texas. All the Celebrities I follow live there like Alex Jones, Adam Curry, William Bill Bill Krozbyby Dogs and Ice Poseidon.

    And they have many fabulous attractions like the Google HQ, SXSW, The Dirty Six, Walnut Creek, The Broken Spoke and, The Yellow Rose.





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    there is a joke here to be made about you wanting to be near broken (busted) spokes.
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    Dirty Sixth - no The
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    Summer in Austin with Austin East Siders is Austin Beer Works beers - amah-zing
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    i love that city i just have to go twice a year i just have to
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    It has a vibrant music scene and is the home of alex jones/bill hicks. Texas and Louisiana are the only place in the US I have any desire of visiting as a tourist
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by A College Professor i love that city i just have to go twice a year i just have to

    Visit the Yellow Rose it's world famous and they sell drugs out the back
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    it looks like a great value i will have to check it out. 3.99 for a steak and fries are you kidding me??

    that satellite dish seems a bit obnoxious, what kind of operation are they running exactly. oh wait i said nothing
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    Tesla Coil Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Ghost If I was a single roaming man I would cross the border illegally like a Mexican and live in Austin, Texas. All the Celebrities I follow live there like Alex Jones, Adam Curry, William Bill Bill Krozbyby Dogs and Ice Poseidon.

    And they have many fabulous attractions like like Google HQ, SXSW, The Dirty Six, Walnut Creek, The Broken Spoke and, The Yellow Rose.






    The walnut wut?

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    treasonous guy told a lie ^

    ( but yeah my thots exactly )
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    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by Ghost If I was a single roaming man I would cross the border illegally like a Mexican and live in Austin, Texas. All the Celebrities I follow live there like Alex Jones, Adam Curry, William Bill Bill Krozbyby Dogs and Ice Poseidon.

    And they have many fabulous attractions like like Google HQ, SXSW, The Dirty Six, Walnut Creek, The Broken Spoke and, The Yellow Rose.






    Yeah, why would you want to give up the life that HTS_Noob's parents built for their son to eventually move away from?
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    I’ve still never been to the yellow rose.
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    Tesla Coil Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by A College Professor treasonous guy told a lie ^

    ( but yeah my thots exactly )

    NoU

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    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    I've been to a few states, and man, I couldn't find any city with as many beautiful women as Austin. Very few of them are overweight in comparison to my city. A lot of them are quite symmetrical. They're kinda friendly too. Seems the local Austin dudes can spot a foreigner immediately and kinda give you this shitty look when they notice Austin women are looking at you.

    I noticed that about kr0z too, he has to be the center of attention in Spurious or he gets jealous.
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    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers I've been to a few states, and man, I couldn't find any city with as many beautiful women as Austin. Very few of them are overweight in comparison to my city. A lot of them are quite symmetrical. They're kinda friendly too. Seems the local Austin dudes can spot a foreigner immediately and kinda give you this shitty look when they notice Austin women are looking at you.

    I noticed that about kr0z too, he has to be the center of attention in Spurious or he gets jealous.

    That’s cuz it’s an active and eco friendly city or trying to be.
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    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -mal- That’s cuz it’s an active and eco friendly city or trying to be.

    Definitely active. A lot of the women there have six packs. I have a sister from there who had a six pack for years. She ran marathons. Austin City Limits is the only kind of event I'd probably go to there. Lots of good restaurants though. Otherwise I'd just smoke weed all day wandering around. Probably check their parks for shrooms.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Ghost If I was a single roaming man I would cross the border illegally like a Mexican and live in Austin, Texas. All the Celebrities I follow live there like Alex Jones, Adam Curry, William Bill Bill Krozbyby Dogs and Ice Poseidon.

    And they have many fabulous attractions like like Google HQ, SXSW, The Dirty Six, Walnut Creek, The Broken Spoke and, The Yellow Rose.






    lol the yellow rose is where i have gone several times to buy certain things.. broken spoke sucks though, its a tourist trap.

    but yeh i was watching steven crowder earlier a cannuck that lives here in austin, he's kind of an assclown but kinda entertaining. plus alex jones lives here
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    Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Texas id go but i dont support their lack of abortion centers i support the right of people to end their own gene pool.
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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    3.99 steak and fries? WTF? Is this like the austin equivalent of the gold club?
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    i didn't know ice Poseidon lives here only found out about him recently. sailor socialism lives here.



    my favorite singer roky erikson lives here too.

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