2019-05-14 at 3:21 PM UTC
Baseball is the worst sport, it's boring and boring and summer is hot and miserable and there's nothing to do because the game is boring so you have to find other things to do like drink beer which is fine, but man is it boring. They have to sell beer or noone would go there.
2019-05-14 at 3:26 PM UTC
[my hereto riemannian peach]
baseball is an awesome sport. It's boring in the way complicated things are boring. Quantum mechanics are boring because you have to think to understand it, like baseball. Baseball has the potential to be boring but also has the potential to be incredible and transcend sports itself. Baseball is weird and incredible and unique
Soccer is the worst, most boring sport in the world and it's ridiculously simple and gay. If you get riled up to watch a soccer fucking game you're a premature ejaculator
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