I hate waiting my turn to tan.

1. 2019-05-09 at 12:50 AM UTC

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   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   I'd better get some skin cancer from this... I deserve some social security disability.
2. 2019-05-09 at 1:41 AM UTC

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   Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
   Jump in an acid bath instead.
3. 2019-05-09 at 3:33 AM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Needledick Needledick Needledick I'd better get some skin cancer from this… I deserve some social security disability.

   
   You'll have money ...but you'll be missing part of your face. Good,tradeoff?