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  1. #21
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Good, I was going to go to the range this weekend to brush up on my target practice and draw speed…you'll save me $24.

    You have to sleep and eat you filthy MORTAL so guns aren't gonna help
  2. #22
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    I doubt ghosts aids ridden 65 lbs could get through my door...
  3. #23
    We couldn't break into the NISers homes...simply because most of them don't actually have one.
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  4. #24
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Me and mQ were singing Bohemian Rhapsody together at 2 am on the phone and we hate each other.

    So I’m pretty sure we can all get along.
  5. #25
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Archer513 I doubt ghosts aids ridden 65 lbs could get through my door…

    My name in the local tweeker b&e community is "John Locke" because my specialty is being able to get through any door or lock.

    One of my favorite tried and true tricks is using a rig to turn the handle/knob with more force than normal which destroys the lock mechanism and handle quickly and quietly.

    If I can't break the door then I will pry the frame until I can yank the door out. You better have good police response time
  6. #26
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Ghost talkin shit about Robin ppl

    Nigga my house ain’t on the bus line

    Lolz
  7. #27
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Archer513 Ghost talkin shit about Robin ppl

    Nigga my house ain’t on the bus line

    Lolz

    Good, the farther away from society the better. I like to do it on a night I'm partying and if you think you hear something and go to investigate the strange noises you probably won't notice the fresh crowbar marks on your door, most people don't at 2-3am when they aren't expecting to be examining their doors with any detail.

    That's when I'm just getting started though and if you think you can awake longer than me than I can just come back the next day, and the day after that until you are on the phone with the police demanding a patrol car outside your house at all times to protect you from this crazy internet tweeker but the cops just think you're crazy!
  8. #28
    Originally posted by frala Me and mQ were singing Bohemian Rhapsody together at 2 am on the phone and we hate each other.

    So I’m pretty sure we can all get along.

    I take it MMQ was singing the high pitched lines...
  9. #29
    Originally posted by Ghost My name in the local tweeker b&e community is "John Locke" because my specialty is being able to get through any door or lock.

    I'm guessing the reason is actually because you are LOST.
  10. #30
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'm guessing the reason is actually because you are LOST.

    I don't get it.
  11. #31
    Originally posted by Ghost I don't get it.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Locke_(Lost)

    Lost, loser...etc etc.
  12. #32
    Ghost Black Hole
    Lol fucking meth heads
  13. #33
    All this time you thought they were revering you when they were really ridiculing you...
  14. #34
    Ghost Black Hole
    I don't see how they were making fun of me but I have never seen the show so I didn't get the reference at the time.
  15. #35
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost Good, the farther away from society the better. I like to do it on a night I'm partying and if you think you hear something and go to investigate the strange noises you probably won't notice the fresh crowbar marks on your door, most people don't at 2-3am when they aren't expecting to be examining their doors with any detail.

    That's when I'm just getting started though and if you think you can awake longer than me than I can just come back the next day, and the day after that until you are on the phone with the police demanding a patrol car outside your house at all times to protect you from this crazy internet tweeker but the cops just think you're crazy!

    My Rottweiler would be leaving pieces of you in the backyard (turd form)

    I’d have to pick up before I mow the back 40.

    He won’t bark...or whine. Merely slip out the doggy door like a ninja. He scares me sometimes.
  16. #36
    Originally posted by Ghost I don't see how they were making fun of me but I have never seen the show so I didn't get the reference at the time.


    It's fine...don't go shoot up a school over it.
  17. #37
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Archer513 My Rottweiler would be leaving pieces of you in the backyard (turd form)

    I’d have to pick up before I mow the back 40.

    He won’t bark…or whine. Merely slip out the doggy door like a ninja. He scares me sometimes.

    Thank you for telling me about the security features of your house.
  18. #38
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost Thank you for telling me about the security features of your house.

    I didn’t tell you about my gator filled moat

    Oops
  19. #39
    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    hey, Archie. 😍
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  20. #40
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I take it MMQ was singing the high pitched lines…

    I sang the instrumentals.
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