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  1. #1
    Dissociator African Astronaut
    So my bupe IV never finishes in the hospital before they unplit it.. for the past few days ive been too much of an idiot to realize I can just suck the IV fluid out and sublingual whats left... analyzed the machine thing/iv pump thing for 10 minutes, first tried sucking it out of the port that connects to my iv thing on my arm.. no go.. sucking on it prob created air bubbles which might kill me but whatev


    So I just ripped the bag out of the iv spike and lo and behold there was like 2 mouthfuls of bupe/naCl fluid left.. wow... swished that shit around for a while and now im hi.. cool
  2. #2
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    The small amount of air bubbles won't kill you. They actually inject saline with small air bubbles into people to check for a heart condition that could kill divers. It takes 10+ cc of air to kill someone anyway.

    As for sublingually using bupe? Why? Is it really better that way? I'd think IV would be better... IDK anything about bupe though. I'd just IV my dilaudid through my IV/picc line though. Or collect the dilaudid from my PCA pump and get a healthy shot.

    Why are you hospitalized?
  3. #3
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    You sucking on it runs a risk of you getting an infection, endocarditis, and/or sepsis. Air bubbles won't kill you, especially if you can't see then in the line. Just thought I'd add that. YOUR MOUTH Is Filthy with all sorts of fucked germs. Getting that into your circulatory system is more an issue than a small amount of air.
  4. #4
    Ghost Black Hole
    lol sucking the IV, rehab btw
  5. #5
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    This thread is pretty cringey..

    I hope you get caught.

    /YOUTHINK
  6. #6
    Shrooms Houston
    dum dum what you do is open the valve
  7. #7
    Dissociator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by hydromorphone The small amount of air bubbles won't kill you. They actually inject saline with small air bubbles into people to check for a heart condition that could kill divers. It takes 10+ cc of air to kill someone anyway.

    As for sublingually using bupe? Why? Is it really better that way? I'd think IV would be better… IDK anything about bupe though. I'd just IV my dilaudid through my IV/picc line though. Or collect the dilaudid from my PCA pump and get a healthy shot.

    Why are you hospitalized?

    Hospitalized because of rhabdo.
    They dont just IV the bupe its 8mg infused over an hour but not even all of it goes through... half the fluid is left in the bag when the infusion thing beeps anyway
  8. #8
    Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dissociator So my bupe IV never finishes in the hospital before they unplit it.. for the past few days ive been too much of an idiot to realize I can just suck the IV fluid out and sublingual whats left… analyzed the machine thing/iv pump thing for 10 minutes, first tried sucking it out of the port that connects to my iv thing on my arm.. no go.. sucking on it prob created air bubbles which might kill me but whatev


    So I just ripped the bag out of the iv spike and lo and behold there was like 2 mouthfuls of bupe/naCl fluid left.. wow… swished that shit around for a while and now im hi.. cool

    I have no words!
  9. #9
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Thotgirl I have no words!

    Right? Roshambo. Disgusting guy, really.

    don't pay attention to him.

    Follow me.
  10. #10
    Dissociator African Astronaut
    http://imgur.com/gallery/xiqid4m
  11. #11
    Dissociator African Astronaut
    First pic is what i unscrewed to suck thru 2nd pic is what I removed to sublingual
  12. #12
    Dissociator African Astronaut
    Also BOOM im using my lunch tray alcohol towlette to disinfect everything so I dont get sepsis.
  13. #13
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    BUT Dint She Tell You
  14. #14
    HTS highlight reel
    Shamby, whoever told you that you should never feel ashamed was lying to you. Shame is what keeps people from outwardly looking like the fucking messes they are on the inside. It's what keeps most addicts from sucking dicks (or IV bags) for their habit. Have a little shame. smh
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    If shame didn't exist, sean wouldn't punch holes in his walls.

    DEXXUM
  16. #16
    WellHung Black Hole
    You're such a pathetic drug addict, dude. You make me feel like a teetotaler.
  17. #17
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Just so you know, you can just re-program the infusion when they leave, on the infusion machine. I would do it all the time on my IV antibiotics to speed it up, especially when it was a 3 to 4 hour infusion and I wanted to go out and smoke without dragging the pole around with my wheelchair.
  18. #18
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Shit the fuck up. I hate you roshambo. Everytime I think about why I'm fucked up I remember I'm not on 18 prescription drugs of which half I blow up my nose. All jokes aside KYS. or do alcohol and weed like MEN.
  19. #19
    Originally posted by hydromorphone Just so you know, you can just re-program the infusion when they leave, on the infusion machine. I would do it all the time on my IV antibiotics to speed it up, especially when it was a 3 to 4 hour infusion and I wanted to go out and smoke without dragging the pole around with my wheelchair.

    you are sick in the head, you know that right?
  20. #20
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    In my head I'm like, I need to get back on prozac the drug that brought me to zoklet and BI and made me love everyone a lot, and then I saw a Facebook memory where I literally posted 'I really love prozac I'm so glad it doesnt totally fuck with my head or anything."

    So obviously I hated it which is why i stopped taking it but now i 2ish i was on it because i was super talkative and creative and had ideas. But it made me pee constantly and also then i couldnt get a boner. But I 5ook viagra and I could fick for hours. I made my gf cry at the time from how long and hard I fuckrd
    It was 3xhausting like I got tired . So whatever
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