ATTN: EVIL TEK NOLOGIST AGAIN

1. 2019-05-03 at 5:11 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I blew out my asshole. I've been constipated for a few days, not shitting at all, and I finally was able to now but I took a whale of a rock hard dump, and now I basically have a mini prolapse.
   
   Now, I'm no stranger to putting stuff in my butthole, so is it possible for me to reverse this by pushing the inflamed/protruding tissue back up in there? Or is it just gonna stay like that for a while?
   
   Asking for Lil' Empty.
2. 2019-05-03 at 5:12 PM UTC

   #2
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Shed a socialist she wants Bernie Sanders to just fix roads
3. 2019-05-03 at 5:12 PM UTC

   #3
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Try taking a toilet plunger handle, grease it, and then work the asshole back into shape.
4. 2019-05-03 at 5:13 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   that scares me
5. 2019-05-03 at 5:13 PM UTC

   #5
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   plug some mdma to push it back up
6. 2019-05-03 at 5:14 PM UTC

   #6
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by DietYellow that scares me

   
   I'd be scared, too, if my asshole was inside out.
7. 2019-05-03 at 5:15 PM UTC

   #7
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Fix my brown road,Bernie
8. 2019-05-03 at 5:28 PM UTC

   #8
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Or you could take a vacuum cleaner, attach the hose to the opposite side, and insert the nozzle over your inverted colon area.
9. 2019-05-03 at 5:29 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Or you could take a vacuum cleaner, attach the hose to the opposite side, and insert the nozzle over your inverted colon area.

   
   *transverse
10. 2019-05-03 at 5:30 PM UTC

    #10
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by mmQ *transverse

    
    I see you are familiar with these phrases.
11. 2019-05-03 at 5:31 PM UTC

    #11
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    *colon
12. 2019-05-03 at 5:32 PM UTC

    #12
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by mmQ *colon

    
    colon ( : )
13. 2019-05-03 at 5:41 PM UTC

    #13
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Spectral has two dots in his butt everyone.
14. 2019-05-04 at 11:39 PM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    TECH I AM WAITING YOU WEAK WHYTE FROTHY CUCKAND FORRMER TWINK
15. 2019-05-04 at 11:51 PM UTC

    #15
    

    Technologist victim of incest
    You’re so cute DP😊
    
    What can I say?
    
    First and foremost, if you’re gonna use opiates, stay on a stool softener/laxative. I liked the natural senna, it worked well when I was on the fentanyl patch and other pain meds during a 6 month illness.
    
    I’ve “been there done that” when it comes to reaching up there to get that literal shit out. I didn’t want to do that ever again.
    
    If your rectum is on the outside, you can push it back up, but you’ll need to see a gastro guy ASAP, could be prolapsed. Just be sure they’re not just hemorrhoids.
    
    Guess that’s the best I got for ya!
16. 2019-05-04 at 11:58 PM UTC

    #16
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Technologist I’ve “been there done that” when it comes to reaching up there to get that literal shit out. I didn’t want to do that ever again.

    
    Tech I feel like I know you on a different level now after reading that
17. 2019-05-05 at 12:17 AM UTC

    #17
    

    Technologist victim of incest
    Larry,
    I knew that was a bit of TMI, but what cha gonna do?
    
    Or is it doo doo?😁
18. 2019-05-05 at 12:24 AM UTC

    #18
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    What do you use? Salad thongs?
19. 2019-05-05 at 12:25 AM UTC

    #19
    

    Technologist victim of incest
    I’m not telling, I’ve already TMIed.
20. 2019-05-05 at 12:26 AM UTC

    #20
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Turkey baster.