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I wish I had a health problem.

  1. #1
    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    My life would be more interesting & adventurous. Less woukd be expected of me to do and I could possilbg get some disability momey. Instead I gotta rot away more slowly in good health.
  2. #2
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Go to icy public places and don’t be careful. You could be set for life, problems and cash both.
  3. #3
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Don't worry fagglet, your health will deteriorate very soon. Then you can be like the rest of us.

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