ITT: Make up funny fake drink names

1. 2016-06-18 at 7:58 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Bartender: What'll it be?
   
   Can I get a uh... "Green semen?"
2. 2016-06-18 at 8:59 PM UTC

   #2
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Cock Goblin
   Rape Enabler
   Ass Drop
   Dildo Fetcher
   Whore's Sweat
   
3. 2016-06-18 at 10:45 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Bartender: What'll it be?

   
   Yo mamas ass
4. 2016-06-19 at 6:44 PM UTC

   #4
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Mutant Funk Drink
   
   :^)
5. 2016-06-19 at 7:02 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Happy Holocaust.
6. 2016-06-20 at 6:32 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'll have a choked baby, hold the lawsuit.
7. 2016-06-20 at 7:36 AM UTC

   #7
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Rape Enabler

   
   that should be a drink name
8. 2016-06-20 at 8:24 AM UTC

   #8
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   Side bitch: Like a sidecar but with cranberry juice instead of lemon so your side girl will enjoy it
9. 2016-06-20 at 10:10 PM UTC

   #9
   Adam Cartwright Yung Blood
   Corkscrew Putang, hold the clamato
   Protein Stain with a Oxyclean Chaser