Maybe some of those toddlers that shoot themselves actually commited suicide.

1. 2019-04-20 at 11:49 PM UTC

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   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   I probably would if I woke up as toddler
2. 2019-04-22 at 10:01 AM UTC

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   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   Everyone leaves it too late to commit suicide.